thru, march 25 by joel

thru, march 25

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whe is a room. 

The GOLDS key is here.


GOLD is a door.
GOLD is locked.
GOLD is north of place and south of whe.
BEEF key unlocks GOLD.
The player carries record.
The player carries BEEF key.
place is a room.

John is a person in the place.

lucky is a person in the place.

jane is a person in the place.

scott is a person in the place.

joel is a person in the place.

bryan is a person in the place.

chad is a person in the place.

cliff is a person in the place.

connie is a person in the place.

bill is a person in the place.

kassie is a person in the place.

rosa is a person in the place.

angel is a person in the place.

chris is a person in the place.

rodger is a person in the place.

rick is a person in the place.

kurt is a person in the place.

allen is a person in the place.

denis is a person in the place.

art is a person in the place.

izzi is a person in the place.

Instead of asking izzi about "Icecream":
    say "Icecream was a remarkable thing in my wonderful world which I want more icecream in."
    
Instead of asking izzi about "chocolate":
    say "I want more chocolate, It would be nice for soaking my babies in."

Instead of asking izzi about "jane":
    say "Who is jane"
    
Instead of asking izzi about "abc":
    say "I write"
    
Instead of asking izzi about "wonder woman":
    say "she is flying like flying":

Instead of asking John about "Joel":
    say "I felt that"
    
Instead of asking John about "no":
    say "n"
    
Instead of asking bryan about "rosa":
    say "I know rosa"
    
Instead of asking bryan about "sling tv":
    say "Joel set this up, it's always on sling."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "sling tv":
    say "Sling tv is part of google."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "google":
    say "Google is pretty awesome."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "Joel":
    say "Well actually he is pretty smart."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "Jane":
    say "Jane works hard at her office"
    
Instead of asking kurt about "lucky":
    say "lucky works at cickle k"
    
Instead of asking kurt about "denis":
    say "Denis who is denis"
    
Instead of asking kurt about "Art Awakenings":
    say "Thats my job as a art instructor."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "internet":
    say "Internet makes no sense it's a web browser I can't make sense of"
    
Instead of asking kurt about "web":
    say "I'm pretty sure that is html."
    

Instead of asking lucky about "Ovals":
    say "Who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Inform7":
    say "Who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Info":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Distros":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Boring":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Disneyland":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "DSL":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "progress":
    say "who are you kidding"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "original":
    say "That is when something is different, but doesn't that mean unique"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "personal space":
    say "Yeah when I got here, I saw startrek and the monster says it doesn't matter what I do in my personal time, and that was from the movie, but I screwed that up."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "wifi not working":
    say "Do you need it all the time, or can that be something that you might work on when it's avalable. or ready to be used."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "entertainment":
    say "I do this for intertainment"
   
Instead of asking lucky about "text files":
    say "Text files I guess are what come on a computer operating system, that can be great to use. for games like this one."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "pain":
    say "I have a little pain, in my back and heart. I'm trying to get rid of it, i'm trying to make sense it, I need work, or maybe a little excircise or something."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "addiction":
    say "I smoke all the time, I feel addicted all the time."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "feelings":
    say "I'm not sure how to feel, I've had so much soda, and continue to drink soda, I'm infecting everyone with my sugar and xxx addiction"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "Happy":
    say "I haven't figured that out yet, only money makes me feel like i'm doing something good."
    
Instead of asking joel about "porn":
     say "I don't know what your talking about"

Instead of asking joel about "sex":
     say "I don't know what your talking about"

Instead of asking joel about "porn":
     say "Oh, I know what your talking about":

Instead of asking joel about "porn xxx":
     say "Oh yeah."
    
Instead of asking joel about "porn or xxx":
     say "Oh, Oh."

Instead of asking joel about "xxx porn xxx":
     say "Oh, Oh, yeah"

Instead of asking joel about "xxx porn":
     say "Oh"


Instead of asking lucky about "encryption":
    say "I think it has something to do with programming, because I've never seen it work, plus it takes a lot of computer equipment to make sense, you have to have disks and support for that."

    
Instead of asking lucky about "what things can I ask":
    say "you have to guess, or look at the source code. I'm really busy on this right now."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "the game":
    say "You have no idea how much I've learned from this game, and am working on, it seems every time I turn around I'm busy learning something new, but make sense that it or instead or simple commands like that are reavent to the program and work when you put them in. it's all about how that works because once i'm happy about something I want to stay there, or fix it, but I won 50 dollars today and that all seems like something that I didn't want to do so will see how much it matters."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "broken computers":
    say "Nothing is really broken, it's not fixed either, I just need the computer so that i'm able to type what's on my mind, i'm always having fun trying to do stuff on it."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "smelly":
    say "I like to smell good, but at the moment everything waking up and getting my stuff together is hard to do, especially when i'm always getting ready. with socks underwear and shoes, it's horrible."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "linux":
    say "what is the operating system anyway"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "stupid":
    say "only stupid people ask about stupid"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "copy and paste":
    say "I'm upset about this because I copy some things and learn other things and it all gets out of the wash anyways"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "saving a file":
    say "There really isn't any way of saving anything especially a file, you have to be published."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "who is bryan":
    say "My dad works almost every day, and just recently he has been taking a break, and hang out with him is pretty fun."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "where is bryan":
    say "He is probably either making plans, or making phone calls, or buying geroceries, or soda, cleaning the dishes, or organizing something fun to do with me."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "who is joel":
    say "He is a lieing jerk who only things of himself, also doesn't clean his car, or take out the trash on time, doesn't watch tv, and masturbates when things are bad."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "what does joel do":
    say "He is always on his computer"
    
Instead of asking lucky about "where is joel":
    say "He is either on his computer or researching something or introuble somewhere."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "where does joel live":
    say "Mostly at other peoples houses, and in his car sometimes, or drives around rediculously, spending to much money, and doing nothing about all the problems he has."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "joel and money":
    say "Joel gets a check of 500 dollars a month, and spends almost all of it every month buying smokes and drinks, also he doesn't barely feel good about it."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "wifi":
    say "yeah the wifi is so screwed up it's seriously dangerous."
    
Instead of asking lucky about "google":
    say "Well all of there products are working apparently."
    
Instead of asking jane about "wifi":
    say "I think joel's been looking at porn on it."
    
Instead of asking jane about "joel":
    say "I think that joel is seriously cute, but smells."
    
Instead of asking jane about "where does joel get his money":
    say "I think he get's it from his dad or something."
    
Instead of asking jane about "where does joel live":
    say "He is always in that garage."
    
Instead of asking jane about "joel and money":
    say "He barely has any, but I think he is okay."
    
Instead of asking jane about "where is joel":
    say "He is some times driving around, and sometimes parked at the circle k."
    
Instead of asking jane about "joel and soda":
    say "Oh, man does he ever drink soda, that guy is filled to the brim with diet coke, he is so going to be sick if he isn't already and by now he should feel really bad side effects, it's also discusting. because he smokes."
    
Instead of asking jane about "Bryan":
    say "Joel's dad, yeah I believe he is okay, it's joel that makes me worry about him because of all the mess joel causes."
    
Instead of asking jane about "google":
    say "google makes me worry a little, i'm trying to make sense what actually causes the whatever it is to be doing whatever it is, i've heard they do some work with traffic."
    
Instead of asking jane about "linux":
    say "yeah, i'm really kinda thinking that all the time, but my computer isn't really all that much better if it does have it on there."
    
Instead of asking jane about "computer":
    say "Yeah, it's a slow pentium 400, with 512 mb of ram, so it's barely worth like 100 dollars."
    
Instead of asking jane about "100 dollars for computer":
    say "Well i mean it might be worth that, but joel told me that if you install linux on it, then get used to it, make it work, and make all the stuff clean and fresh plus make sense the os, and how that works, plus get a usb wifi adapter and some internet and wifi router, i'd be flying high and surfing the web in no time, it only takes one cd, and after a while i'd be working from home, and making less and less bussiness with others, meaning probably learning and spending less time driving around."
    
Instead of asking joel about "smoking":
    say "I buy my cigerrets down at cickle k and soda there too."
    
Instead of asking joel about "inform7":
    say "Inform7 It was a download from some where and remember when installing it on a year bases never really tried to download or install it, like every year I'd come back to it and forget that that was what I was working on."
    
Instead of asking joel about "canary":
    say "canary based off of opensource, provides stable releases or dev beta stable chrome chromium edge."
    
Instead of asking joel about "ubuntu":
    say "canocial and commercial linux operating system for humans."
    
Instead of asking joel about "zorin":
    say "Zorin is super clear."
    
Instead of asking joel about "knoppix":
    say "My whole family uses knoppix, hense, supertux, dpkg -i, and the way it sounds is really lame it is really boring sounding."
    
Instead of asking joel about "journal":
    say "I write a."
    
Instead of asking joel about "nissan":
    say "I'm tired and don't want to clean it."
    
Instead of asking joel about "cickle k":
    say "Them who descover which ways and out ways are all accepted at the cickle k."
    
Instead of asking joel about "scratchers":
    say "I made 50 today, and brandon took 10, and gave me 3, I felt like good because It made me think of the women who gave little."
    
Instead of asking joel about "typing":
    say "Typing, hold shift and then capitol letter and begin to type. I is capitol. E is capitol. K is capitol."
    
Instead of asking joel about "driving":
    say "O look out for kids or stop signs."
    
Instead of asking joel about "processor":
    say "AT deanza colledge there was talk about what type of computer you would need for this and that. it was because of the way that processors are suppose to work which computer needs it. what it's for and stuff, which was when chrome releases were coming out which was suppose to be like number then another number and there was a problem with that even though it's working."
    
Instead of asking rosa about "property":
    say "I'm cool, ask me a world of questions."
    
Instead of asking rosa about "rich":
    say "I want nothing more for you and your family."
    
Instead of asking rosa about "poor":
    say "We were poor living in small places after seperating from angels dad, my first husband."
    
Instead of asking kurt about "rosa":
    say "We are only suppose to give that information out some how joel gets it."
    
Instead of asking bryan about "kurt":
    say "Yeah, I know nothing accept that's where joel went for a while."