brocrates game making simulator by Brocrates

brocrates game making simulator

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Brocrates' Room is a room. "The room is pretty damn sparse. In front of you is your computer, the Game Maker screen taunting you. [if not visited][line break][line break]Pirate Kart V is currently ongoing, but you have no idea what to make! Find inspiration to create something, anything!"

a poster of your pet goat Starry is a thing in Brocrates' Room. The description is "A poster of your pet goat Starry. He looks like a dumbass."

a shelf is a thing in Brocrates' Room. The description is "A shelf full of legos."

legos is a backdrop in Brocrates' Room. The description is "Some legos from your childhood."

Instead of taking legos:
say "You can't reach them. Perhaps if you push the shelf...?"

Instead of pushing a shelf:
say "You push the shelf slightly, and the legos tumble down on you![line break][line break]";
say "As the legos assault your face without mercy, an idea forms inside your head.You sit yourself in front of the computer and make a reverse tetris game in Game Maker.";
End the game saying "Congratulations! You made FUCKING BLOCKS! (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2585)"

After examining a poster:
say "As you stare at the poster, the goat's eyes stare back at you. Unwilling to step down, you step closer, your eyes glaring with fury. The goat's eyes taunt you, pushing you to the limit. Your eyes water but you will not lose.[line break][line break]";
say "In a blaze of fury, you strike out a hand and tear the eyes out of the poster, clenching them in your fists, forcing the fuckers to blink. VICTORY![line break][line break]";
say "Your rage satiated, you sit down in front of your computer, your eyes tearing from the strain of opening them for so long. As the tears drip onto your lap, an idea forms in your mind, and you hurriedly code a staring game in Flash.";
End the game saying "Congratulations! You made STARE-A-THON 2012! (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2509)"

Instead of examining yourself:
say "Using your latent psychic abilities, you detach your consciousness from your body, staring at your face.[line break][line break]";
say "To your utmost horror, you find your face crowded with an innumerable amount of zits! However much you pop them, you can never get rid of them, for they grow on your face at an exponentially increasing rate. [line break] [line break]";
say "Giving up, you collapse in front of your computer, your face deformed into that of a zit monster. But just as everything seems bleak and dreary, an idea forms in your mind, and you create a game about popping zits in Game Maker.";
End the game saying "Congratulations! You made ULTIMATE ZIT POPPER (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2581)"

Instead of taking the shelf:
say "Your weak arms are unable to pry the shelf from the wall."

Instead of taking the poster:
say "The poster is stuck firmly onto the wall, and your weak arms are unable to pry even a corner of it away."
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