Gambling by Maximo Aguilar

Gambling

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There is a room called Test Room 01. "This is the place where you can test the fuse command."

There is a particle fuser in Test Room 01. The description of the particle fuser is "This fuser lets you combine any two objects into one by typing 'fuse (object) with (object)'.".
Understand "sheeshkabob" or "say sheeshkabob" as sheeshkabobing. Sheeshkabobing is an action applying to nothing.
Report sheeshkabobing:
Say "You sheeshkabob... that means you run 3 times around the spot and say 'Yak, Yak'"

There is a jotnote in Test Room 01. The description of jotnote is "'Hey son! how you doing? Do not fuse me!!!!' WHO WROTE THIS?! IS THAT GUY CRAZY!?"

There is a tattletaler in Test Room 01.

There is a platypus in Test Room 01.

There is a tattling jotnote.

There is a p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus. The description of 
p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus is "that annoying platypus.  I'm a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus."

There is a jotnoting platypus.

Understand "fuse [something] with [something]" as fusing. Fusing is an action applying to two things.

Check fusing:
	if the player is not carrying the particle fuser:
		say "You have to be holding the particle fuser! How can you Fuse? Try again, you dummy!";
		stop the action;
	otherwise if the noun is the second noun:
		say "Nice try. Duh.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise if the noun is the particle fuser:
		say "You can't fuse the fuser! Error 01: noun is fuser.";
		stop the action;		
	otherwise if the second noun is the particle fuser:
		say "You can't fuse the fuser! Error 2: second noun is fuser.";
		stop the action;

Carry out fusing:
	if the noun is the jotnote and the second noun is the tattletaler:
		say "You fuse them together into a tattling jotnote. Good for you.";
		now the jotnote is off-stage;
		now the tattletaler is off-stage;
		now the tattling jotnote is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise if the noun is the tattletaler and the second noun is the jotnote:
		say "You fuse them together into a tattling jotnote. Good for you.";
		now the jotnote is off-stage;
		now the tattletaler is off-stage;
		now the tattling jotnote is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise if the noun is the tattletaler and the second noun is the platypus:
		say "You fuse them together into a p-p-p-p-p-platypus. I'm a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus.";
		now the platypus is off-stage;
		now the tattletaler is off-stage;
		now the p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise if the noun is the platypus and the second noun is the tattletaler:
		say "You fuse them together into an p-p-p-p-p-platypus.I'm a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus.";
		now the platypus is off-stage;
		now the tattletaler is off-stage;
		now the p-p-p-p-p-p-platypus is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise if the noun is the platypus and the second noun is the jotnote:
		say "You fuse them together into a jotnoting platypus.";
		now the platypus is off-stage;
		now the jotnote is off-stage;
		now the jotnoting platypus is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise if the noun is the jotnote and the second noun is platypus:
		say "You fuse them together into a jotnoting platypus.";
		now the platypus is off-stage;
		now the jotnote is off-stage;
		now the jotnoting platypus is in Test Room 01;
	otherwise:
		say "The fuser does not seem to work on those objects. Error 03: Object 1 is unfusable or Object 2 is unfusable. ";.


Understand "carbonize [something]" as carbonizing.
carbonizing is an action applying to one thing.
Report carbonizing:
	Say "poof! what the? IT STILL EXISTS!!!!!! get rid of that something! Pleease!".

Understand "call [something] a [something]" as namecalling. Namecalling is an action applying to two objects.

Report namecalling:
 Say "Oh, that's the [second noun]! What Johny? Oh, It's the [noun]! That's right!".

Understand "stack [something] on [something]" as stacking. Stacking is an action applying to two objects.
Report stacking for the first time:
 Say "nice job. good thing that the [second noun] is at the top and the thin air is on the bottom. Oh, is that an IPHONE 4S? nah! it's a [noun]".
 Understand "kill time" as quitting. quitting is an action applying to nothing.
Report quitting:
 say "Good bye, Au revoir, Adios!";
End the game in victory.
Understand "destroy [something] with a stick" as destroying. destroying is an action applying to one thing.
Report destroying:
 say "Whoosh";
 now platypus is off-stage.