The Sad Lunch by joe barack

The Sad Lunch

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"The Sad Lunch"

[INTRODUCTION]

When play begins:
	say "It is 12:24. You realize you forgot to bring your lunch. You are in your Humanities, and everyone is rushing to pack up. The bell just rang. and you are already almost out the door."

[Humanities] 
The Humanities is a room. The description of the Humanities is "The door is open, and if you go east you get to the Hallway."

[The Hallway]
The Hallway is east of Humanities.  The description of The Hallway is "You are running, trying to get on time for pizza. It's a thursday, so everyone is hoping for good pizza instead of their Peanut Butter Pizza. One locker has something glowing inside it.. Eh. Probably not important! Better Rush! Go north and you will  be at the Locker Bank."

[The Spooky Locker]
The Spooky Locker is east of The Hallway. The description of The Spooky Locker is " You walk towards the locker, and you walk in. You realize that you can walk very deep through... You continue walking until you find.. nothing. huh."
[The Secret room]
The Secret room is northwest of The Spooky Locker. The description of The Secret room is "you have found it?? good job! You survived the wild joe bama in the previous room, you are good at this! Huh, there seems to be a throne with a seat. The seat seems to be openable, and has something glowing inside it."
The Throne is in the The Secret room. "There is a throne with a seat. The seat seems to be openable." The seat is part of the throne. The seat is a closed openable container. In the seat is a taco.

The description of the throne is "It is a reddish-brown thrown with emerald around the sides. The seat is openable."

The description of the seat is "This seat is cracked slightly. Something is in the seat."

The taco is edible. The description of the taco is "This taco seems good." After eating the taco: say " you did it.. you found the taco. it seems you, a genius, have navigated the taco and aten it. holy mackarel salmon cheese good job."; end the game in victory


[Locker Bank]
Locker Bank is north of The Hallway. The description of Locker Bank is " You are almost there! To the east is the Lunch Line."

[Lunch Line]
Lunch Line is east of the Locker Bank. The description of Lunch Line is 
"You are in the line. You see people who got here first very dissapointed about the lunch. To the north is the end of the line. "

[End of the line]
End of the line is north of the Lunch Line. The description of the End of the line is "its time to take your lunch. On the counter there is a fairly hard pizza and a sloppy one. time to choose!"
The counter is in the End of the line. " from the counter you can take the hard pizza tray or the sloppy pizza tray." On the counter is the hard pizza and the sloppy pizza.
The description of the counter is "take the hard pizza or the sloppy pizza hehe"

The Hard Pizza is edible. After eating the Hard Pizza: say "lol maybe ya shouldnt have ate that it was green (wha)"; end the game in death

The Sloppy pizza is edible. After eating the sloppy pizza: say "YOU JUST FRICKIN DIED OF RAT POISONING ARE YOU BRAINDEAD WHY DID YOU EAT THAT."; end the game in death