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Don't Pee on Darth Vader
by
Jonathan Cenopolis
Played 1,677 times
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Star Destroyer Bridge is above the Hangar. Star Destroyer Bridge is a room. Player is in Star Destroyer Bridge. The description of Star Destroyer Bridge is "Lights flash and Imperial Officers type furiously on their consoles. Stormtroopers march in and out delivering messages. Darth Vader, alone, watches the emptiness of space. Your bladder is about to burst." Darth Vader is a person. Darth Vader is in Star Destroyer Bridge. Understand "Darth Vader" or "Vader" as Darth Vader. talking is an action applying to one thing. understand "talk to [someone]" as talking. peeing is an action applying to one thing. understand "Pee on [someone]" as peeing. Description of Darth Vader is "The Dark Lord looks at you with blank eyes, tell him hello." Death is an action applying to one visible thing. Killing is an action applying to one thing. Understand "Kill [someone]" as killing. instead of killing, say "Darth Vader has a lightsaber, so this will be unwise." Asking someone to go to the bathroom is an action applying to one thing. Understand "Ask [someone] to go to the bathroom" as asking someone to go to the bathroom. Understand "Ask [someone] Please" as asking someone to go to the bathroom. instead of talking, say "The Dark Lord is busy." instead of asking someone to go to the bathroom, say "The Dark Lord is busy." instead of peeing, say "The Dark Lord chokes the life out of you." instead of peeing, end the game in death;