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Super Suicide Fun Time

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"Super Suicide Fun Time"

player is carrying Cardboard tube. Description of the Cardboard tube is "It's a flimsy cardboard tube. Useless and weak-just like you."

Starting room is a room. It is north of the hallway."[If Starting room is unvisited]It is a proud day for you. Today is the day you kill yourself. You've made your way to the suicide house, where there are many rooms full of fun and gruesome ways to end your sad little life. Now you only have to choose. There is a hallway north of you, a black room in the south, a pit in the east, and a wall with a small opening in it to the west.[end if][if Starting room is visited]You're back in the starting room.[end if]"

Pit is east of Starting room. Pit is west of Pit bottom. Pit is a room.
"[if Pit is unvisited]There is a large hole here. You cannot see a bottom. If you keep walking forward, you will probably die.[end if][if Pit is visited]It's the pit. Probably a long enough fall to end you.[end if]"

Pit bottom is east of Pit. Pit Bottom is a room.
Every turn:
	if the player is in Pit Bottom:
		say "You walk into the pit, and leap down its shadowy depths. After about ten seconds of free fall, you hit the large collection of running chainsaws and rattlesnakes at the bottom. You are torn to red ribbons in seconds.";
		end the game in victory.

Black Room is south of Starting Room. Black Room is a room. "[if unvisited] You enter the black room. It is dark, and you can barely make out anything. However, as you walk closer to the center you can make out a lump in the corner. A hairy lump....you look closer....[End if][If visited]You're back in the black room. With the large feline in the corner...[end if]"

A Lion is in the black room. Lion is a man. Description of Lion is "A large, mangy lion. Maybe if you talk to it, it will help you."

Instead of telling the Lion about something: say "The lion eats you."

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