Doorstop Invasion by Owen_White

Doorstop Invasion

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"Doorstop Invasion." by Owen White

Use no scoring

Include Exit Lister by Eric Eve

When the entire game begins:
say "You are an aardvark named Fluffy I, and you live in a jungle. Suddenly, a doorstop appears in the morning. You want to move it, but it is stuck to the ground. When you try to eat it, it says, 'for me to move, you must give me the large intestine. It is located in the Walmart by the dam'
Pls don't take the doorstop

It is important that you look at the items as it will make it easier to comprehend"

The doorstop is an object. The doorstop is in the Jungle.

Instead of taking doorstop, say "DON'T TAKE THAT FOOL! IF YOU TAKE THAT, YOU SHALL PERISH UNDER MY LAUNDRY DETERGENT! WHICH IS TIDE PODS, BY THE WAY, I AM ADVISED TO RECOMMEND THESE TO YOU! THEY SMELL LIKE A PINA-COLADA, WHICH HAS BEEN DIPPED INTO A CHOCOLATE-FRUIT SMOOTHIE, WITH A HINT OF PICKLED KOALA IN IT! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! AND DON'T FORGET ALL OF THAT 100% PURE ALCOHOL! THAT IS QUITE TASTY IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF OVER 9,000 LIKE ME! AND IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, I WILL SHIP YOU TO THE FACTORY IN WHICH THEY MAKE THESE TIDE PODS! IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD SLUG ARMY GOT FERMENTED IN ROBUX! BY THE WAY, YOU CAN ALSO GET UNLIMITED ROBUX IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, AND FOLLOW ME ON THE TWEETBOOK, SNAPCHAT, TUMBLER. FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, MINECRAFT, ROAST.COM, REDDIT, AND POKEMON GO! ALSO, LIKE THE VIDEO, AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THE BELL ICON FOR DAILY CONTENT ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, ERSKINE VLOGS ALSO SUBSCRIBE TO MY SECOND CHANNEL, EPIC ERSKINE VLOGS! ALSO TRY SUPREME MACARONI AND CHEESE WITH EXTRA BIGGISH MACS FROM DEL TACO!"

The description of the doorstop is "A simple grey right triangular prism with a 20-degree incline. Also, please don't take it."

The doorstop is fixed in place.

The Jungle is a room.

The description of the Jungle is "A Jungle with a lot of trees and a doorstop nearby. To the north is the road."

Down of Jungle is Room of Greatness

Small potato is an object

Small potato is in Room of Greatness

Snotty Banana Peel is an object

Snotty Banana Peel is in Room of Greatness

The Road is a room.

Road is north of Jungle

The description of Road is "A road. Walk across it. To the west is a crosswalk"

The rock is in the Road

The description of Rock is "An extremely useless rock"

The Alley is a room.

The Alley is north of the Crosswalk

The crosswalk is west of the road

The description of Alley is "A strange, wide alley. To the north is plaid pantry"

The description of crosswalk is "A crosswalk. Try walking across it"

The Holy Cheese is in the Alley

The Holy Cheese is a container

The Holy Cheese is fixed in place

The description of Holy Cheese is "A slice of cheese with a knife in it"

The knife is in the Holy cheese

Instead of going north in Road, move player to YOU GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR

Instead of going south in YOU GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR, say "Meow"

The description of YOU GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR is "While you were crossing the road, a BMW beetle ran you over. You think you saw a map on the other side of the road"

YOU GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR is a room

Instead of going south in Alley, Say "A sinkhole suddenly opens up and the path out is blocked."

North of Alley is Plaid Pantry's parking lot.

Plaid Pantry's parking lot is a room.

The description of Plaid Pantry's Parking Lot is "SLUG BUG YELLOW!!!!! YOU LOST!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! I WON! I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA HA HA! If you go north, you will get to plaid pantry"

North of Plaid Pantry's parking lot is A Plaid Pantry Store.

The soda fountain is in A Plaid Pantry Store.

A Plaid Pantry is a room.

The description of Plaid Pantry is "The most dirty convenience store there is, and there is this guy with 20 pounds of beer on his head"

The soda fountain is a container

The soda fountain is fixed in place

Inside the soda fountain is Coca-Cola 

Coca-cola is edible

Inside the soda fountain is Fanta

Fanta is edible

Inside the soda fountain is Sprite

Sprite is edible

Inside the soda fountain is Root Beer

Root Beer is edible

Inside the soda fountain is Ye olde soda.

Instead of eating Ye olde soda, Move player to YOU DRANK OLDE SODY WATER!!!

YOU DRANK OLDE SODY WATER!!! is a room

East of  Plaid Pantry's parking lot is Condiment Ave

The Apple is an object

The Apple is an object

The Apple is edible

Instead of eating Apple, say "That does not look appetizing"

Instead of going south in Condiment Ave, move player to Road

The map is an object

The description of Condiment Ave is "You are on the sidewalk of Condiment Ave, if you go east, you will get to the middle of the road. Make sure to read the map"

The map is in the Condiment Ave

The description of map is "the map says that the Walmart you are looking for is up Condiment Ave. It also says that in order to get to ketchup Ave, you have to hitchhike in the middle of the road."

Instead of going north in ketchup Ave, move player to middle of the road

East of Condiment Ave is the middle of the road.

Hitchhiking is an action applying to nothing. Understand "hitchhike" as Hitchhiking.

The Apple is in Condiment Ave

The description of The Apple is "A horribly moldy rotten fuzzy apple"

After hitchhiking in the Middle of the Road, move player to Ketchup Ave.

The Middle Of The Road is a room.

The description of Middle of The Road is "There are so many cars here! Don't get run over! Make sure to grab the map and read it"

Instead of going East in Middle of the road, move player to Road.

Instead of going South in Middle of the road, say "Try Hitchhiking with GIECO Insurance"

South of Middle of the Road is hi

hi is a room

Ketchup Ave is a room.

The description of Ketchup Ave is "You successfully hitched a ride on an uber? However, you are on first and Ketchup Ave, so you're less 1/4 of a mile away from Walmart"

Supreme house #uno is a room

Supreme house #uno is north of Ketchup ave.

The description of Supreme house #uno is "This is a blue house with a pet door, and you can only go in houses with pet doors"

The human is an object.

The Human is in Supreme house #uno

Instead of taking Human, move player to YOU GOT STOMPED FLAT BY A HOOOOOMAN!

YOU GOT STOMPED FLAT BY A HOOOOOMAN! is a room

Instead of going west in Ketchup Ave, say "Nope!"

South of Ketchup Ave is A Walmart worker's house.

The A Walmart worker's house is a room.

The description of A Walmart worker's house is "All of the secrets of the large intestine are in this house"

South of A Walmart worker's house is The Kitchen.

The Kitchen is a room

The Large Intestine Key is in the Kitchen

The Large Intestine Key is an object

The description of Large Intestine Key is "A blue skeleton key that holds the power to "

The Attic is up from the hallway

The description of The Attic is "A small, dark Attic, with boxes everywhere."

The Blue box is in the Attic

The Blue Box is a container

Inside the blue box is a Boxcuter

The blue box is closed

The Huge Home depot box is a container

The Huge Home Depot Box is in the Attic

The hallway is east of the kitchen

The description of the hallway is "A nice Hallway with a painting of old Batman. There is also an entrance to the Attic. "

The Huge Home Depot Box is locked

The description of Huge Home Depot Box is "This box is truly massive, the cardboard is 5 inches thick, and the Ye Olde Soda unlocks it."

The Ye olde soda unlocks the Huge Home Depot Box

Bottle of Aardvark tartare sauce is in huge Home Depot Box

Huge home depot box is fixed in place

bottle of Aardvark tartare sauce is edible

bottle of Aardvark tartare sauce is an object

The description of of Aardvark tartare sauce is "A filled bottle of hot sauce, rated 10/10 heat level by Blaze N Hot"

Instead of eating Aardvark Tartare sauce, say "You drank just a little bit, and you are now lightheaded, blind, and you just gained 10 pounds"

Instead of going west in Ketchup Ave, move player to middle of the road

East of Ketchup Ave is Mustard Ave

Mustard Ave is a room

The description of Mustard Ave is "There is a house with Pikachu stickers all all over it to the north, and a house that is an entire mirror to the south"

South of Mustard Ave is Mirror house

Mirror house is a room

The description of Mirror House is "Inside, the entire house is made of Mirrors, even the couch and T.V."

The TV is an object

The TV is in the mirror house

The TV is edible

South of Mirror House is Spookay Hallway

Spookay Hallway is a room

The description of Spookay Hallway is "A dark hallway with Spiderwebs and a picture of Bob the Sponge with a handlebar mustache."

The Spookay Door is a closed door. The Spookay Door is south of the Spookay Hallway and north of the Dungeon

Dungeon is a room

The description of Dungeon is "The Dungeon of past Aardvarks. The place has chains, spilled Aardvark tartare sauce, and skeleton Aardvarks everywhere, but they look like they are made of gold... Yum"

Golden Aardvark skeleton is an object

Golden Aardvark Skeleton is in Dungeon

Golden Aardvark Skeleton is fixed in place

The description of Golden Aardvark Skeleton is "An exact replica of an Aardvark, but a skeleton"

South of Dungeon is Dungeon