Uh guys... by finn maherer

Uh guys...

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The story title is "FIND PURPLE STEVE"

The taco bell is a room. "It looks abandoned. There have been sightings of Purple Steve here." The bathroom is east. The kitchen is north of taco bell

The bathroom is a room. "The bathroom lights are half on, half off. The mirrors around you are cracked. The toilets are flooding. You think you see Purple Steve in the reflection but it was just you." 

The mirror is in the bathroom. On the mirror is a glass shard

the description of the glass shard is " try not to hurt yourself"

 The glass shard is edible. After eating the glass shard: say "You eat the glass shard and die because you ate a freaking glass shard."; end the game in death.

The kitchen is a room. "It's full of moldy beef and old nacho sauce. The dishwasher has rats in it, they look edible. The basement door is open."

The dishwasher is in the kitchen. On the dishwasher is a rat

the description of the rat is "looks good raw" 

The rat is edible. After eating the rat: say "After eating the rat, you feel immediate regret, you kill yourself out of guilt."; end the game in death.
The stove is in the kitchen. On the stove is moldy beef

the description of the moldy beef is "good soup- I mean beef"

the moldy beef is edible

After eating the moldy beef: say "As you eat the moldy beef you see purple goo in it, tasty."

Below the kitchen is the basement

the basement is a room. "there is a green pile of goop in the corner, you decide to name it Jeremy, it looks harmless. There doesn't seem to be anything else here."

Jeremy is in the basement. 
The description of Jeremy is "goop goblin"

after taking Jeremy: say "he's green and goopy, he's also a male, you notice a secret entrance going down after taking Jeremy."

Jeremy is edible.
After eating Jeremy: say "You just ate your best and only friend, how do you feel?"

The secret room is a room. "why was Jeremy blocking this? You see a container sticking to the wall, it's labeled secret sauce. Taco Bell has a secret sauce???" 

the sauce pool is a room.
 the sauce pool is north of the secret room.
After going to sauce pool: say "too much sauce..."; end the game in death

Below the basement is the secret  room.

 secret sauce is in the secret room

The description of the The secret sauce is "how was it on the wall"

after taking the secret sauce: say "you wonder what the sauce is made of"

The  secret sauce is edible.
After eating the The secret sauce: say "you wish the ingredients weren't a secret"; end the game in death

the backroom is a room. "pretend that this is some creepy room even though it's completely normal."

the backroom is north of the kitchen.
the table is in the backroom.
the gun is on the table

the gun is edible. 
After eating gun: say "you wonder how you're still alive"

after taking gun: say "you don't know what to do with it"

purple goo is in the backroom

after taking purple goo: say "It's Pikachu! Oh wait, it's a glob of goo in the shape of Pikachu. Now it just looks like a glob of goo."