Tea Party With Abbacchio by Lily Yang

Tea Party With Abbacchio

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"Giorno Giovanna's Worst Dream." by haha i am a jojo fan, help me.

Tea Room is a room. "Welcome! Try to examine things, sit down, talk, take and eat things if you can. There is no way to win (yet) so write 'quit' if you'd like to leave! 

It's a pleasant atmosphere. Someone you know and put your trust in, Bruno Bucciarati, lead you to this exact place when you were just some thug on the streets. The walls are a minty green, patterns of several butterflies & detailed peony allovers spread across the walls. In the middle of the room, you notice a mahogany table with a teapot, teacup and a lamp on it and two plush scarlet red chairs rimmed with the same wood material."

A chair is a kind of supporter. It is always enterable.

Report entering a chair (this is the report sitting in a chair rule):
say “You sit on the chair, getting comfortable.”;
rule succeeds.
The report sitting in a chair rule is listed first in the report entering rulebook.
Report getting off a chair (this is the report standing up from a chair rule):
say “You stand up from the chair.”;
rule succeeds.
The report standing up from a chair rule is listed first in the report getting off rulebook.

Check an actor going when the actor is on a chair (this is the stand up from a chair before going rule):
say “(first standing up)[paragraph break]”;
silently try the actor exiting.
The stand up from a chair before going rule is listed first in the check going rules.

Understand “sit in [thing]” as entering.
Understand “sit down in [thing]” as entering.
Understand “sit [thing]” as entering.
Understand “get up from [thing]” as getting off.

Talking to is an action applying to one visible thing.
Understand "talk to [someone]" or “converse with
[someone]” as talking to.

Abbacchio is a man.
Abbacchio is here. "You notice a tall man sitting on one of the chairs, staring at you menacingly. What was his name? Oh right, Bruno mentioned him a couple of times. That man sitting on the chair is Abbacchio. (You can write him as 'abba' for short!)"
Understand "abba" as abbacchio.
The description of abbacchio is "His long hair is stark white, dividing into spikes that bend upwards at their tips. On the top of his head, he seems to be wearing a strange dull blue headpiece that matches the spikes of his hair. His face is stern, wearing a light shade of purple lipstick. He's slim, wearing an inky, almost black, violet overcoat with laces crossing his exposed chest area paired with equally dark pants and jet black shoes. He has a belt with a gold insignia, displaying the letter 'A'. He doesn't look like someone who you should mess with."

The plush chair is a chair in the Tea Room."An empty chair for you to sit on is waiting." The description of the plush chair is "Nothing special, other than the luxury materials it seems to be made out of. It looks pretty comfortable." Understand "chair" as plush chair.
the walls is here.  "A nice mint shade of green with detailed patterns. You don't see much else to look at."
The walls is scenery.
Before eating walls:
Instead say "You contemplate chewing the wallpaper off but then realize how bitter and chalky it would taste. No thanks."
Understand "wall" as the walls.
The floor is here. "Bland red carpeted floor. There's not much to stare at."
The floor is scenery.
Understand "floors" as floor.
Before eating the floor: 
Instead say "You've stepped on it, not to mention Abbacchio who's been in the room longer than you. Pass."
The table is here. The table is scenery. The table is a supporter. "There's nothing to notice except the wood has several scattered marks on it. Presumably, from the people who've used it before."
Before eating the table:
Instead say "You can't even image how you would fit the entire table in your mouth. Perhaps Bruno's stand could help you with that in future endeavors."
Instead of taking the table: say "[one of]You attempt to lift it with both hands but to no avail. Through the straining and grunting you manage to lift it a centimetre higher before dropping it back down. That was a lot of work. Another go?[or] 'I don't think you're going to be able to lift that.' In the corner of your eye, you can see Abbacchio has on a smirk as he sees your fruitless attempts. You feel a bit irritated by his smug attitude. Maybe you'll use Golden Experience next time...[or] You shout, prominent voice bouncing off the walls. 'GOLDEN EXPERIENCE!' [line break] As you shout these words, you summon your stand and lift the table with ease. It's lifted above your head and it's your turn to smirk in triumph. You rush to put it back down. [line break] 'OW- GIORNO WHAT THE F-' In your excitement over successfully lifting the table, you accidentally set it crashing down onto Abbacchio's foot. Woops.[stopping]"; decrease Abbach-Patience by 1.
Before taking the plush chair:
Instead say "You'd rather sit on it."
Before eating the plush chair:
Instead say "Not as big as the table but still completely inedible."
The teapot is on the table. The description of the teapot is "A nice looking teapot. It's golden yellow outlines make it look very antique and stunning." Understand "pot" as teapot.
The teacup is a kind of thing. The filled teacup is a teacup on the table. The description of the filled teacup is "It's filled with some strange, suspiciously yellow liquid. Plus, it smells horrid."
Instead of drinking the filled teacup:
    say "You chug it all down despite the terrible smell and sickeningly yellow colour. It tastes just as bad in both aspects."; end the game in death. 
Understand "pisscup" and "tea" and "teacup" and "cup" as the filled teacup.
The lamp is on the table. "A warm glow emits from the lamp. Since the lights of the room are still on, the lamp's light is hardly noticable."
Instead of talking to Abbacchio, say "[one of]He looks bored and impatient. 'Hey, I made some tea. You gonna drink it?' [line break] You feel malicious intent.[or] 'Giorno. Drink the tea. It'll get cold.'[or]'What? You saying you don't trust me?' [line break] You feel a twinge of guilt.[stopping]"

Instead of eating the lamp: say "[one of]'WHAT THE FLIP ARE YOU DOING-' [line break] Abbacchio is confused as hell to why you are attempting to consume the lamp, earning you a kick to the knee. You stop trying to jam the lamp into your mouth. Now you look stupid... [line break] (For some reason, you want to attempt to eat it again) [line break][or] 'Giorno please-' At this point, Abbacchio isn't even upset as he reaches out and snatches the lamp away. [line break] You should stop. Seriously.[or] 'OH MY GOD GIORNO WHY.' Abbacchio already has his hand keeping the lamp firmly in place, your failed attempt leaves you lampless.[stopping]"; decrease Abbach-Patience by 1.
Before eating Abbacchio:
Instead say "No."
Before eating the teapot:
Instead say "From the look on Abbacchio's face as you eye the teapot hungrily, you'd rather not attempt it."
Instead of eating the filled teacup, say "I think you're supposed to DRINK it..."

Abbach-Patience is a number that varies. Abbach-Patience is 2.

Every turn:
if Abbach-Patience is less than 0
begin;
say "Abbacchio's had enough. You watch as he snaps, sending a fist flying in your direction. You fail to react in time and he knocks you out. Good job.";
end the game saying "Bad Ending - Moody Beatup";
end if