Alexei versus the EVIL PEPS DRAFT by Erskine Wells

Alexei versus the EVIL PEPS DRAFT

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"Alexei versus the EVIL PEPS DRAFT" by Spleencare Entertainment.

Include Exit Lister by Eric Eve.

When the entire game begins: 
	say "You are Alexei, hero of Icemice band, rampager of the stomping grounds of CSS, and ABSOLUTE DECIMATOR of anyone who dares challenge him.";

Sad lad begins when the entire game begins. Sad lad is a scene.
Use undo prevention.

Understand "Alexei" as yourself. 

LIt BaSEMENT is a room. The description of LIt BaSEMENT is "A home of a true legend. You can Imagine all of the swank and the nank times you have had here.". Les Paul Guitar is in LIt BaSEMENT. Les Paul Guitar is an object. The description of Les Paul Guitar is "If they added any more Paul it would be the best guitar every.". Jag stang Guitar is an object in LIt BaSEMENT. The description of Jag stang Guitar is "The jag stang is the most indecisive of guitars. It never decided if it should be a jaguar or a mustang.". Bed is an object. Instead of taking bed, say "You do realize that people doing this s*** adds an extra two hours to the production of this game, right. And no you do not take the bed.". The description of bed is "the place you just got out of.".Bed is in LIt BaSEMENT.  Instead of sleeping, say "Not now, there is too much Romeying around to do.". Understand "Romey" as Romeying. Romeying is an action applying to nothing. Instead of Romeying, say "You are always Romeying.".

KItchEN is a room. The description of KItchEN is "Pretty functional lots of cooking stuff.". Sink is an object. Sink is in KItchEN. Understand "wash hands in sink" as soft. Laxatives is in KItchEN. Laxatives is an object.
After taking sink:
	say "Your rip it off of the counter top. Then the now exposed piping floods the house and you drown along with it.";
	end the story.
KItchEN is above LIt BaSEMENT. Apple is an object in KItchEN. Apple is edible. Hands is a number that varies. Hands is 0. Understand "wash hands" as soft. soft is an action applying to nothing. Rejuvenation is a number that varies. Rejuvenation is 0. 
check eating Apple:
	If Hands is 0:
		say "Did you wash your hands?" instead;
	Unless Hands is 0:
		Increase Rejuvenation by 1;
		say "You feel pretty rejuvenated.".
Carry out soft:
	If the player is in KItchEN:
		Increase Hands by 1;
		Say "Your hands have now gained moistness and decreased their levels of chunky dirt.";
	If the player is in LIt BaSEMENT:
		Increase Hands by 1;
		Say "Your hands have now gained moistness and decreased their levels of chunky dirt.".
West of KItchEN and east of Back Yard is screen door. screen door is a door. Screen door is openable and closed. Back yard is a room. The description of back yard is "Some nice cement.".  South of back yard is side yard. Side Yard is a room. the description of side yard is "Lengthy, their are some pretty interested investors.". east of side yard is Sixtyfourth avenue. Sixtyfourth avenue is a room. the description of Sixtyfourth avenue is "Worse concrete then your back yard.".  North of Sixtyfourth avenue is the Seventyone bus. The Seventyone bus is a room. The description of the Seventyone bus is "A pretty cool bus. Their are three stops for the Seventyone, the first is Alexei's, the second is Finn's, and the third is the Middle of Nowhere. To get off of the bus type 'go to BLANK'.". east of Sixtyfourth avenue is the Seventytwo bus. The Seventytwo bus is a room. The description of the Seventytwo bus is "A pretty cool bus. Their are four stops for the Seventytwo, the first is Alexei's, the second is chuck's dump the third is school, the fourth is the Middle of Nowhere. To get off of the bus type 'go to BLANK'.". Instead of going west in the Seventytwo bus, say "Doors are in your way". Instead of going south in the Seventyone bus, say "Doors prevent your passage.".
Understand "Go to Alexei's" as busing to alexei's. busing to alexei's is an action applying to nothing. 
Carry out busing to alexei's: 
	If the player is in the Seventyone bus:
		Move the player to Sixtyfourth avenue;
		Say "You arrive in front of Alexei's house,";
	If the player is in the Seventytwo bus:
		Move the player to Sixtyfourth avenue;
		Say "You arrive in front of Alexei's house,".
Understand "Go to School" and "Go to skool"as busing to school. busing to school is an action applying to nothing. 
Carry out busing to school: 
	If the player is in the Seventytwo bus:
		Move the player to Behind the School;
		Say "You pull up behind the school.".
Behind the School is a room. the Seventytwo bus is west of behind the school.
Check going west during school one:
	If the player is in behind the school:
		Say "You have to go to school, their is no escape." instead.

sad lad ends when the player is in behind the school for one turn for the first time. The description of Behind the school is "A good place to hang before your eminent doom to the east.".
school one begins when sad lad ends. Cooper is a container. Cooper is fixed in place. Cooper is in bob. bob is a room. The description of cooper is "Absolute unit. The only thing he likes better than slapping bass is making fun of Finn.".
when school one begins:
	Move cooper to behind school.
 school one is a scene. East of behind the school is Primary hallway. Primary hallway is a room. school one ends when the player is in Primary hallway. the description of primary hallway is "Pretty Primary.". School two begins when school one ends. School two is a scene. Finn is in bob. Finn is object. the description of finn is "Unusually small. Very strange laugh. A good lad none the less.".Chuck is container. Chuck is in bob. the description of chuck is "Beautiful hair. Guitarist of Portland's favorite emo math rock band.". Chuck's stomach is a room. 
Check inserting into chuck:
	If the noun is laxatives:
		Move chuck's stomach to chuck;
	move the noun to Chuck's Stomach;
	say "He gobbles them up.".
When school two begins:
	Move cooper to Primary hallway;
	Move chuck to Primary hallway;
	Move Finn to Primary hallway.