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My New Game
by
amy rich
Played 720 times
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The pants are an object. The pants are wearable. The description of the pants is "Your handsome pants. Your one and only. It's you and pants against the world." The HOME SUITE is a room. "You stand straight in your first-class suite like an ignoramus; nobody can see your perfect posture from here. This 'you' being a scurrilous assassin on a luxury cruise ship out at sea with a heralding job to rob the world of its beloved president. The door to the hallway is stupendously likely to be west, however, it may have moved while you were not looking and it would be a good idea to check first." The HALL DOOR is a room."There is a wall in the way of your travels behind the door, but the wood looks weak and could break with a few sharp kicks. You wonder briefly exactly why someone would put a wall behind a suite door. Will you continue on east to your destination?" The HALL DOOR is west of the HOME SUITE. After going east: say "The last thing you hear stepping through the rubble of your door is the sound of the head on your dead shoulders being flung with a loud CRUNCH onto the metal wall opposite to the suite door you had only came out of a split second ago. It seems a bullet had been shot up through the floor from below, and thus resulted in your fatally unfortunate accident. You crumple to the floor without so much as a word before you vanish from this mortal coil."; decrease the score by one The description of the closet is "You were right! Whipping around really quickly, your little eye-spies find that the door had in fact moved over to the south side of the room, with the west door of your mind having only been the door to a pricey looking closet. The rest of the room is just stellarly bland." The closet is in the HOME SUITE. The closet is a closed, openable container. In the closet is a disguise, a firearm, and a home suite key. The disguise is wearable. After wearing disguise: say "You look great you fashionable chap :D"; award 20 points. The description of the disguise is "It's your disguise: wig, coloring pigments, eye color contacts, and a fine silk dress with complementary satin gloves. Your disguise is odd, you admit, yet you look positively voguish in the garb, much befitting such an assassin as yourself." The description of the firearm is "This is your elite firearm, fully equipped with new 'noise stopper' technology." The description of the home suite key is "The important HOME SUITE key." The HOME SUITE DOOR is a room. The HOME SUITE DOOR is south of the HOME SUITE. Instead of talking to someone when someone is dead: say "This person is dead, you cannot speak to them." The HOME SUITE DOOR is a room. The HOME SUITE DOOR is south of the HOME SUITE. The description of the HOME SUITE DOOR is "You take one step out of the suite before all shit hits the fan; a woman lying in wait just outside your door is suddenly upon you. 'YOU! OH YOU SHODDY WENCH! WEAR YOUR-*hic- TISSUES-THIN GARBS ‘ROUND MY MANS WOULD’ST YOU!? I’LL BEATS YOU TO BITS! WOBBY SNOD! WAFTY-WADDY WITCH!' she screams with passionate frevior, launching a thick slap across the diagonal of your face hard enough to shift your face meats. The woman’s chin has done a crunch up into her eyebrows and she smells of rotting wine; if you don’t do something to neutralize this drunk woman soon you can guarantee that the eventual start her slap-happy havoc will not spare your nice face any mercy." The drunk woman is a person in the HOME SUITE DOOR. Instead of asking the drunk woman about something: say "'SHUSH UP I DONN' WANNA HEAR IT!'". Instead of talking to the drunk woman: Say "'SHUSH UP I DONN' WANNA HEAR IT!'". Understand "attack [something] with the firearm" as attacking. Understand "shoot [something] with the firearm" or "kill [something] with the firearm" as attacking. Instead of attacking the drunk woman: say "You act quickly to rid yourself of this scandalous moment and fire two shots point-blank into her scalp. She collapses and begins twitching on the floor loudly. The immense joy of having such power the fates of others overfills your small heart with an icey warmth to the point of bursting. You hear the sounds of approaching witnesses coming from the west coming closer; it’d be a good idea to run for it right about now."; Now the drunk woman is dead; Now the description of the HOME SUITE DOOR is "uwu erica add stuff" The HALLWAY is a room. The HALLWAY is south of the HOME SUITE DOOR. The description of the HALLWAY is "The moderately extravagant white wallpaper decorates a nice long hallway with the door to your suite to the north,the president’s MASTER SUITE down the hall to the east, the DINING GALLERY to the west, and a sign pointing towards the POOL to the south. The hallway has a wonderfully square shape as a layout, and you expect turning around one of the corners in this hallway would have you in as much giddy suspense as any given Hitchcock film, except it is notoriously more difficult to feel suspended in such a way when you already are the cause of the horrific scene just around the bend." The DINING GALLERY is a room. The DINING GALLERY is west of the HALLWAY. The POOL is a room. The POOL is south of the HALLWAY The description of the POOL is "A pool filled with glimmering cerulean water is set on the highest point of the ship, a view of the ocean can be seen wherever you go, and a glass fence is set around the perimeter. Deck chairs are placed everywhere with pillows, despite not seeing very comfortable, a couple people are lounging on them, tanning. Within the pool are a couple of floating rings, and a lady with a concerned look on her face." A person can be dead, 2saved or alive. A person is usually alive. The lady in the pool is a person in the POOL. The description of the lady in the pool is "A lady is splashing around in the pool with a concerned look on her face. She is wearing a rather large sunhat, and a black bathing suit. She has an expensive looking pearl necklace around her neck." Talking to is an action applying to one visible thing. Saving is an action applying to one visible thing. 2Saving is an action applying to one visible thing. Walking away from is an action applying to one visible thing. Understand "walk away from [something]" as walking away from. Understand "save [something]" or "help [something]" as saving. Understand "greet [something]" or "say hello/hi to [something]" or "talk to [something]" as talking to. Understand "continue to save [something]" as 2saving. Understand "woman" and "lady" as the lady in the pool. Instead of talking to the lady in the pool: say "The lady begins to scream, 'Help! Please sir, help me! I’m drowning and am unable to swim!' You struggle to decide if you should risk your life and save the woman, or walk away."; Instead of saving the lady in the pool: say "You slowly move towards the woman, and with strong strokes, you are finally beside her. At this point she is laying face down in the pool, you can choose to continue to save her, or walk away." Instead of 2saving the lady in the pool: say "You ( insert lifesaving stuff here ) and eventually manage to pull the woman onto the side of the pool. She coughs, spitting out water, and opens her eyes. 'Thank you! Thank you so much! I can’t dare imagine what would have happened if you had not stopped and saved me, I can't imagine how to repay you kind sir.' The woman pauses, sitting up with your help. 'Wait! Here, I have my purse along with me, take anything you want, please!' The woman scrambles to stand, grabbing a pearly pink purse, presenting it to you."; now the lady in the pool is 2saved Instead of walking away from the lady in the pool: say "as you back up, the woman struggles before your eyes, splashing a couple times before stopping, her arms and legs in the water, all you can see is her back. The woman in the pool is dead."; now the lady in the pool is dead; now the description of the pool is "A pool filled with glimmering cerulean water is set on the highest point of the ship, a view of the ocean can be seen wherever you go, and a glass fence is set around the perimeter. Deck chairs are placed everywhere with pillows, despite not seeing very comfortable, a couple people are lounging on them, tanning. Within the pool are a couple of floating rings, and a lady lying face down in the water, dead."; now the description of the lady in the pool is "The lady lies dead in the water." Instead of walking away from the pool: say "as you back up, the woman struggles before your eyes, splashing a couple times before stopping, her arms and legs in the water, all you can see is her back. The woman in the pool is dead."; now the lady in the pool is dead; now the description of the pool is "A pool filled with glimmering cerulean water is set on the highest point of the ship, a view of the ocean can be seen wherever you go, and a glass fence is set around the perimeter. Deck chairs are placed everywhere with pillows, despite not seeing very comfortable, a couple people are lounging on them, tanning. Within the pool are a couple of floating rings, and a lady lying face down in the water, dead."; now the description of the lady in the pool is "The lady lies dead in the water." Instead of talking to the lady in the pool when the lady in the pool is dead: say "You cannot talk to her, she is gone from this world. The lady in the pool continues to lie face down, dead." Instead of saving the lady in the pool when the lady in the pool is dead: say "You have already made your choice, it is too late now. The lady lays face down in the pool, dead." Instead of 2saving the lady in the pool when the lady in the pool is dead: say "You have already made your choice, it is too late now. The lady lays face down in the pool, dead." The purse is in the pool. the purse is an object. The purse is a closed openable container. The description of the purse is "the inside of the purse is a velvety dark pink, it's expensive, worth far more money than anything you own. Held within the purse is a collection of cash, a room key to what you assume would be the woman’s suite, a small vial labelled cyanide which you choose not to question, and a small black book, the title being ‘Mr. Death'" Instead of opening the purse when the lady in the pool is dead: say "The purse does not belong to you, you may not open it without suspicion." Instead of opening the purse when the lady in the pool is alive: say "The purse does not belong to you, you may not open it without suspicion." Instead of taking the purse: say "The purse does not belong to you, you may not take it without suspicion." Instead of taking the purse when the lady in the pool is 2saved: say "'Excuse me! That belongs to me sir.' The woman chuckles good naturedly at your boldness, but will not allow you to leave with her beloved purse." Inside the purse is cash, a room key, a vial, and a book. Understand "money" as cash. Understand "cyanide" or "bottle of cyanide" or "vial of cyanide" as the vial. Understand "key" as the room key. Understand "mr death" or "small black book" as the book. Cash is an object. The description of the cash is "There's about twenty dollars in cash here, you can use the cash to pay for things." The room key is an object. The description of the room key is “A small gold key, room number 703†The vial is an object. The description of the vial is “a vial of cyanide, it can be used to kill another person, by hiding it in something they drink.†The book is an object. The book is a closed openable container. The description of the book is “It is a book, titled ‘Mr. Death’, it can be opened.†Instead of drinking the vial: say "The drink slides down your throat easily, and you recognize the slight taste of almonds. You feel yourself slipping away, and realize your mission will never be completed now."; decrease score by 1 Instead of opening the book: say "You open the cover, and notice the language is not one you understand. As you continue to read, the words change, or maybe you change, whatever it is, you begin to understand. The more you read, the more you realize, this is not a normal book, this book holds all the secrets to the universe. You feel your past self slipping away as your eyes continue to scan the pages, all you know is that you are in control now. You hold the secrets, you know how to control everything and everyone. The universe is at your fingertips, and you are the puppet master. You feel your brain swelling, the more knowledge you possess, but unfortunately, your tiny human brain cannot retain all this new information, you feel a blinding, unimaginable pain, and then it’s over.â€; decrease score by 1 Every turn: if score is -1 begin; say "Unfortunately this is the end. You have failed your mission, and are now dead. No one remembers you, and your family chooses to forget you out of pure shame."; end the story finally; end if.
