Chaldea Buffet by chewchulainn

Chaldea Buffet

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When play begins: say "WARNING: GAME CONTAINS NSFW CONTENT, INCLUDING VORE, DIGESTION, AND DISPOSAL. PLEASE DO NOT PLAY IF THESE THINGS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OR IF YOU ARE UNDER 18.

You are in Chaldea. Let's have some fun!

Tips: Instead of 'eat x', try 'insert x into stomach' for the best result. Characters can be shrunk, unshrunk, cooked, digested, and disposed of. Try inserting shrunk characters into your shoe if you feel like it~"

A stomach is a container. A stomach is carried by the player.

A shoe is a container. A shoe is carried by the player.

Underwear is a container. Underwear is carried by the player.

Disposing of is an action applying to one thing. Understand "dispose of [something]" as disposing of.

Cooking is an action applying to one thing. Understand "cook [something]" as cooking. 
Understand "cook" as cooking.

Combining it with is an action applying to two things. Understand "combine [something] with [something]" as combining it with.


A person can be cooked or uncooked. A person is usually uncooked.

The can't take other people rule is not listed in any rulebook.

Digesting is an action applying to one thing. Understand "digest [something]" as digesting.

A person can be digested or undigested. A person is usually undigested.

Shrinking is an action applying to one thing. Understand "shrink [something]" as shrinking.

Unshrinking is an action applying to one thing. Understand "unshrink [something]" as unshrinking.

A person can be shrunk or unshrunk. A person is usually unshrunk.

After unshrinking Moses:
say "With a snap of your fingers, Moses returns to his normal size. He looks relieved.";
Now Moses is unshrunk;

After unshrinking David:
say "With a snap of your fingers, David returns to his normal size. He looks a bit disappointed.";
Now David is unshrunk;

After unshrinking Gao:
say "With a snap of your fingers, Gao returns to his normal size. He looks relieved.";
Now Gao is unshrunk;

After unshrinking Cu:
say "With a snap of your fingers, Cu returns to his normal size. He looks disgruntled, but relieved.";
Now Cu is unshrunk;

After unshrinking Robin:
say "With a snap of your fingers, Robin returns to his normal size. He looks relieved.";
Now Robin is unshrunk;

Your Room is a room. "A pristine white chamber, with a bed and several other basic amenities. Not much is needed for a Servant, but you will likely decorate it soon. The door is to the north."

The bed is fixed in place in Your Room. Things can be placed on the bed. A chest is a container. A chest is in your room. The description of a chest is "A large wooden chest, with a plush, velvety interior, and a metal lock. Good for carrying around precious things."

After shrinking Moses:
say "Pulling a vial from your pocket, you pop it open, and empty its contents atop Moses's head. He splutters, as the silvery liquid spills over his silvery locks. 'Wh-What was that for?' He starts to ask- only to find himself rapidly decreasing in size. He looks up at you in alarm, as you gaze down at him in amusement. How cute~ He's now about the size of a mouse.";
now Moses is shrunk;

After inserting Moses into a chest:
say "[if Moses is uncooked and Moses is unshrunk]You open up the chest, and deposit Moses inside, placing him down carefully onto the plush bottom of the chest. He looks up at you in confusion, before you neatly close the chest. It clicks shut just as he begins to bang on it, shouting for you to release him immediately. His voice is muffled though, so you hardly notice it.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is unshrunk]Despite your better judgement, you place Moses inside the chest. You feel a bit bad about ruining the nice interior, but it is a convenient way to carry him. Moses tries to protest meekly, but you pay him no mind, as you close the chest over him, sealing him away.[end if][if Moses is uncooked and Moses is shrunk]Despite how tiny he is, you decide to make use of your chest, and toss the tiny Moses inside. He yelps, rolling a bit. You close the chest, and just like that, out of sight and out of mind. If he's making any noise in there, you certainly can't hear him.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is shrunk]You decide to put Moses in the chest. Dropping your small snack inside, you heed him no mind as he protests. With a click, the chest is sealed, and Moses is out of sight and out of mind.[end if]"

The Hallway is north of Your Room. "A long, wide hallway, just as white and pristine as your room. Many doorways line the hall. The kitchen is to the east, the bathroom to the west, and more doors down to the north."

The Kitchen is east of The Hallway. "A spacious kitchen where Servants may prepare their own meals, if they are so inclined. There are many ingredients  and appliances for you to use to make something to eat. There is a patio with a grill, further east."

The oven is a container. The oven is fixed in place in the kitchen.  The description of the oven is "A large, sturdy oven. Perfect for roasting meats."

After inserting Moses into the oven:
say "[if Moses is uncooked and Moses is unshrunk]You open up the oven door, and slide Moses inside, then close it back up. He peers out at you in alarm. 'Th-This isn't very funny!' He shouts, attempting to push the door back open. Fortunately, it doesn't open from the inside.[end if][if Moses is uncooked and Moses is shrunk]You place the tiny Servant into the oven, leaving him to balance precariously. Then, you shut the door. He watches you with wide, concerned eyes, knowing he has no means of escape. It's quite endearing.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is unshrunk]You place Moses back into the oven, though you aren't sure why. He looks confused as well.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is shrunk]You place your tiny snack back in the oven, though you aren't sure why. Cooking him again would likely render him to a crisp, and that wouldn't be very tasty.[end if]"

The fridge is a container. The fridge is fixed in place in the kitchen. Cheese is in the fridge. Milk is in the fridge. Pepperoni is in the fridge. A sandwich is in the fridge. Ice cream is in the fridge. Water is in the fridge. The description of the fridge is "A large, industrial fridge, large enough to fit enough food to last several weeks. It seems to have several things inside."

After inserting Moses into the fridge:
say "[if Moses is uncooked and Moses is unshrunk]You slide Moses onto one of the shelves of the fridge, where he can be stored safely and securely. He does not appear pleased with this new position. You aren't too bothered, though. You close the fridge behind you, leaving Moses to be chilled. You think you can hear some muffled protests from behind the door, but you don't let it concern you.[end if][if Moses is uncooked and Moses is shrunk]You place Moses in the fridge, tucking him between some of the food, where he'll have a difficult time getting out. You give him a tiny pat with your finger, and close the door, leaving him for later.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is unshrunk]Your meal is a bit too hot, you decide. You would rather him cool down a bit, and perhaps reheat him later. You place Moses into the fridge. He looks confused, and incredibly irritated, but you pay him little mind, as you slide him securely onto one of the shelves, and shut the door behind you. Hopefully he will taste just as good later.[end if][if Moses is cooked and Moses is shrunk]You decide your meal is a bit too hot. He'll taste better if you reheat him later. Or maybe if you just eat him cold. Either way, you tuck your little snack into the fridge. He looks at you in confusion, and annoyance, as you close the fridge on him, already thinking about what to do next.[end if]"

The drawer is a container. The drawer is fixed in place in the kitchen. Bread is in the drawer. Flour is in the drawer. Sugar is in the drawer. The description of the drawer is "A large drawer, good for storing dry ingredients, or anything you'd like to store for later."

After inserting Moses into the drawer:
say "The drawer is just large enough to fit a small Servant. Which, you happen to have on your hands. You place Moses neatly in the drawer, tucking him in carefully. You admire your handiwork for a moment, as he glares up at you indignantly. Then, you slide the drawer shut. You can come back for him later, if you have need of him."

The counter is fixed in place in the kitchen. Things can be placed on the counter. A glass is on the counter. A glass is a container. Chocolate is on the counter. The description of the counter is "A large, clean counter. It is good for preparing food."

Moses-Sandwich is an object.

After combining Moses with bread:
say "You insert Moses between two large slices of bread. He squirms a bit, but you make sure to pin him in place with your grip. He gives you a displeased look. Something about that makes him look even tastier~";
remove Moses from play;
now Moses-Sandwich is carried by the player;


After inserting Moses-Sandwich into stomach:
say "Licking your lips, you hoist your sandwich up so that you are face to face with Moses. He grimaces at you, but you can see a faint blush on his cheeks, embarrassed by his predicament. Opening wide, you begin your meal, enjoying the mixing tastes of your prey with the bread. Moses squirms a bit, kicking his legs, but does little otherwise to stop you from enjoying him. Eventually, you reach his feet- and with a final gulp, your meal as found itself in your stomach. You pat your expanded gut, as Moses gently squirms within."


The Patio is east of The Kitchen. "A small room with windows making up the wall, allowing for Servants to get a look at the sky- even if it is usually nothing more than a snowy wasteland. This room is mostly used for smoking, but sometimes it's used for cooking as well."

The grill is fixed in place in the patio. The grill is a container. The description of the grill is "A large grill, perfect for cooking up meats."

After inserting Moses into the grill:
say "You place Moses on the grill carefully. He winces slightly. A delightful smell wafts up from him. Maybe you should cook him."

After cooking Moses:
say "[if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is in the oven]You turn up the dial on the oven, and leave Moses to cook. His face reddens slightly in humiliation, as he realizes what is to become of him. You almost wish you had put an apple in his mouth. He looks very cute in there, all pitiful, with no choice but to wait, as he is properly roasted for you to enjoy. After awhile, the timer goes off, and you eagerly pull him from the oven. He is piping hot, body slick with sweat, face red with embarrassment. He is ready to eat~[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is in the oven]You look at the tiny Moses, standing precariously on the wires of the oven. You turn up the heat, and watch as he begins to sweat, looking up at you with a nervous embarrassment in his eyes, as he tries not to slip. It doesn't take very long for him to be properly cooked. Once the timer goes off, you eagerly reach in and pluck him up. A delicious looking treat that is begging to be eaten...[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is in the grill]You turn up the flames under the grill, and let Moses start cooking. He squirms in discomfort, but you discourage him from getting up, pressing him down as best you can with your spatula, until it's time to flip him over. You imagine him as a giant hamburger, and are quite amused, especially as small grill-lines form on him. Once his smell is too mouth watering to resist, you decide he's ready.[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is on the grill]You press Moses's tiny body against the bars of the grill with your spatula, watching him squirm and listening to him squeak, as he's cooked quickly. You flip him a few times, making sure he's cooked through. Once you're satisfied, you prepare to scoop him up, and take him with you.[end if][if Moses is not in the grill and Moses is not in the oven]You should find something to cook him with, first.[end if]";
now Moses is cooked;


The Bathroom is west of The Hallway. "A large bathroom, with numerous stalls, so numerous people can use it at once. There is a shower at the west end."

After disposing of Moses:
say "You head to the bathroom, and take a seat on the toilet. You can feel that Moses's journey is nearly done. [if Moses is shrunk]It takes a moment, but you feel the slight pressure, as the Servant begins to make his way down through your bowels. He digested quite well! It takes a little bit of strain, but eventually you push him out, and hear a satisfying plop beneath you. Rising, you give your handiwork a glance, admiring the quick work your body has made of little Moses. He's unrecognizable now, safe for a few scraps of his clothing you neglected to remove before devouring him. He made a nice meal, though, and you appreciated the entertainment he provided you, however brief. With a small nod of acknowledgement, you flush the toilet, and take your leave, not bothering to watch as what remains of your snack vanishes from the world. He's already given you all he can give, after all, so what more is there to worry about?[end if][if Moses is unshrunk]The pressure is immense, as you attempt to push the large Servant from your intestines through your bowels. It was a hefty meal. Slowly but surely, though, you manage to evacuate him. After a long series of plops, you have gotten out as much as you can for the time being. With a beleaguered sigh, you rise, looking at the mess you have made of Moses. He is unrecognizable, of course, safe for a few scraps of clothing you neglected to remove before devouring him. He was a delectable meal though, and you wouldn't change a thing. Giving him a small nod of appreciation, you flush the toilet, and go on your way, not bothering to watch as what remains of your meal vanishes down the pipes. You've used him up completely, after all, so what more is there to do with him?[end if]";
remove Moses from play;

The Shower is west of The Bathroom. "A large walk-in shower, suitable for one or two people to use at a time. As you walk in, you turn the handle, and allow the hot water to wash over you, cleansing you of all your troubles...[if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is in stomach]You can feel Moses squirming in you stomach, as the water drums down on it. You hum to yourself, pleased as can be, as your meal protests his imprisonment. Perhaps you should digest him soon.[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is in stomach]You can feel the slightest flutters in your stomach, as Moses tries to protest his imprisonment. They're so slight, you hardly even notice them. Affectionately, you place a hand on your stomach, giving him a teasing little rub, to remind him he isn't going anywhere~[end if][if David is unshrunk and David is in stomach]You can feel David's squirms, within your stomach. It only adds to your relaxation, as hot water rains over you. Perhaps you should digest him soon.[end if][if David is shrunk and David is in stomach]You feel the smallest movements within you, as David moves about. You cannot tell if his squirms are in protest, or simply him trying to get his bearings. Either way, you give him a prod, reminding him he's stuck there~[end if][if Gao is unshrunk and Gao is in stomach]You feel Gao's gentle movements in your stomach, as the water rains down on it, and you are filled with delight. Perhaps you will digest him soon~[end if][if Gao is shrunk and Gao is in stomach]You feel a small tickle from Gao, and smile to yourself, rubbing your stomach. Such a cute little snack you found~[end if]"

More Hallways is north of The Hallway. "The hallways continue on, unchanging in appearance, though there are more doors here, leading to yet more rooms. Moses's Room is to the east, and David's Room is to the west."

Moses's Room is east of More Hallways. "A room much like your own."

Moses is a man in Moses's Room. Moses is edible. The description of Moses is "A slight young man, with dark skin and pale white hair, which comes down to his chin, and curls a bit at the ends. His eyes are violet, and he wears a loose-fitting grey vest, as well as some scarves. He smiles at you gently when you enter the room."

Greeting is an action applying to one thing. Understand "greet [something]" as greeting.

After greeting Moses:
say "You greet Moses brightly, and he smiles in return. 'Hello there, it's nice to see you. Did you wish to speak about something?' He asks."

After taking Moses:
say "[if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is uncooked]You scoop Moses off his feet, startling him, as you carry him much like you would a princess. He flusters slightly, surprised and a bit embarrassed by your suddenness.[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is uncooked]You reach down and pluck Moses up by the collar of his vest. He sways and flails a bit, flustered and unamused by your antics. You tuck him into your pocket for safekeeping.[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is cooked]You lift up the hunk of freshly cooked meat, and place it onto a nice platter in order to carry it without soiling your clothing. Moses looks at you with dull resentment, otherwise seeming to have accepted his fate.[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is cooked]You pluck up your little scrap of meat, licking your lips. But, the time to eat him is not yet. You place him on a small plate, so as not to soil your hands or clothing. Moses doesn't look happy.[end if] "

After eating Moses:
say "[if Moses is shrunk and Moses is cooked]You slide Moses into your mouth slowly, tasting his crisp, juicy skin. He squirms in mild protest, but is too small to do much more than that. You lick him, making the most of him with your tongue, before swallowing him down, feeling his tiny body slide down your throat- and then disappear for good. So long, Moses~[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is uncooked]You look at the wriggling boy for a moment, before popping him into your mouth. He tastes warm, and soft, and he squirms vigorously, as you overpower him with your tongue, easily pinning him into submission. You enjoy his feistiness for a moment, before gulping him down, touching your throat as you feel him slide down, vanishing into your stomach. You wonder if you'll be able to feel him digest...[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is cooked]You look at the delicious meal in front of you, mouth watering, as Moses looks back at you with pitiful defiance. He is unable to do much to resist, as you lift him up, and fit his head into your mouth. He squirms meekly in protest, but it does little to stop you, as you swallow him down, enjoying every moment of his skin against your tongue. You gulp him down steadily, and slowly but surely, he vanishes down your throat, leaving you with a large and squirming stomach. A lovely souvenier~[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is uncooked]You lift Moses up under his arms, and lick your lips, giving him a brief moment to register what's coming, before you begin your meal. You insert his head into your mouth, and begin gulping vigorously, swallowing him greedily as he squirms and thrashes in protest. You enjoy his taste the whole way down, until his body is trapped neatly within your gut. Purring softly, you rub your stomach, admiring its new round shape. Hopefully it will stay awhile.[end if]"

After inserting Moses into stomach:
say "[if Moses is shrunk and Moses is cooked]You slide Moses into your mouth slowly, tasting his crisp, juicy skin. He squirms in mild protest, but is too small to do much more than that. You lick him, making the most of him with your tongue, before swallowing him down, feeling his tiny body slide down your throat- and then disappear for good. So long, Moses~[end if][if Moses is shrunk and Moses is uncooked]You look at the wriggling boy for a moment, before popping him into your mouth. He tastes warm, and soft, and he squirms vigorously, as you overpower him with your tongue, easily pinning him into submission. You enjoy his feistiness for a moment, before gulping him down, touching your throat as you feel him slide down, vanishing into your stomach. You wonder if you'll be able to feel him digest...[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is cooked]You look at the delicious meal in front of you, mouth watering, as Moses looks back at you with pitiful defiance. He is unable to do much to resist, as you lift him up, and fit his head into your mouth. He squirms meekly in protest, but it does little to stop you, as you swallow him down, enjoying every moment of his skin against your tongue. You gulp him down steadily, and slowly but surely, he vanishes down your throat, leaving you with a large and squirming stomach. A lovely souvenier~[end if][if Moses is unshrunk and Moses is uncooked]You lift Moses up under his arms, and lick your lips, giving him a brief moment to register what's coming, before you begin your meal. You insert his head into your mouth, and begin gulping vigorously, swallowing him greedily as he squirms and thrashes in protest. You enjoy his taste the whole way down, until his body is trapped neatly within your gut. Purring softly, you rub your stomach, admiring its new round shape. Hopefully it will stay awhile.[end if]"

Every turn when Moses is in stomach and Moses is undigested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach sloshes and groans, as Moses squirms inside.[or]You drum on your stomach, enjoying your new guest. Moses wriggles in protest.[or]You hear faint noises from your stomach, but you can't tell if it's Moses, or just your stomach digesting.[or]Your stomach gurgles, and you hear a soft 'eep' from Moses. Cute~ [or]You push at your stomach, forcing Moses to readjust his position. He squirms, displeased, but has no choice but to relent.[at random]".

Every turn when Moses is in stomach and Moses is digested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach sloshes and groans, but you hear no sounds of complaint.[or]You drum on your stomach, enjoying its new softness.[or]Your stomach gurgles, working through whatever remains of your meal.[or]You prod at your stomach, but get no response. Your meal has been taken care of~[at random]".

After digesting Moses:
say "[if Moses is shrunk]You can hear your stomach churning, as it makes quick work of Moses's tiny form. You think you hear him squeak, as you press your hand to your stomach, imagining that you can feel him as he sizzles away into nothing. It's a shame he was gone so quickly... But you enjoyed him nonetheless~[end if][if Moses is unshrunk]You feel it as Moses begins to digest, squirming in protest within the tight confines of your stomach. You purr, enjoying the sensation of his body writhing within you. Perhaps he is attempting to escape~ You rub at your stomach, feeling his form as it gradually softens beneath your touch, growing weaker and feebler, until the wriggling stops, and all that's left is a soft, pudgy stomach. You admire it, squishing it a bit, enjoying the knowledge that Moses gave it too you. How thoughtful of him. Though, you'll have to work it off eventually- but you can enjoy it for now.[end if]";
now Moses is digested;

David's Room is west of More Hallways. "A cozy little room, somewhat furnished, but still mostly empty.  Small decorations adorn the walls and surfaces, but the stark whiteness is still very present."

David is a man in David's Room. The description of David is "A lithe, attractive young man, who is quite skilled with the lyre. He has soft, curly green hair, and eyes of the same color. He always smells a bit of cooked lamb."

After greeting David:
say "David looks up from what he's doing and smiles at you. 'Well, hello there. I didn't hear you come in. Is there anything you need, or is this just a friendly visit?'"

After taking David:
say "[if David is unshrunk and David is uncooked]You scoop David into your arms. He is startled by your sudden forwardness. He blushes, looking at you somewhat coyly. 'Oh? Did you want me to come with you? You could have just asked, you know.' He chuckled, and links his arms behind your neck, pleased to be carried.[end if][if David is shrunk and David is uncooked]You pluck David up, amused, and place him in your shirt pocket. He squirms a bit, and peeks his nose over the brim of the pocket, peering up at you. He is quite cute...[end if][if David is unshrunk and David is cooked]You lift up the platter you have placed David on, smiling to yourself as he glances away in embarrassment, a blush still on his face. It seems like he might be enjoying himself more than he wants to admit~[end if][if David is shrunk and David is cooked]You pluck up the little scrap of meat. He feels warm, and a bit greasy. You place him in your pocket, warning him that he'd better hope he doesn't leave any stains in there. You feel him squirm slightly, but he doesn't say anything, perhaps too embarrassed.[end if]"

After shrinking David:
say "You withdraw a vial from your pockets, and uncork it, spilling its contents onto David's head. The glistening liquid dribbles down his green hair, and he reaches up to touch it in confusion. Almost instantly, it takes effect- and then he is small and on the floor, as only a few inches tall.

'O-Oh my! I did not realize you had such things on you!' He looks up at you, eyes wide, flustered and a bit confused, though not quite afraid. 'I-If you had wanted a more efficient way to carry me, you could have just asked me to walk, you know.' He attempts a laugh, but you can tell he's nervous. How cute.";
Now David is shrunk;

After inserting David into a chest:
say "[if Moses is not in a chest]Opening the chest up, you drop David inside. He lands with a soft /oof/, and looks up at you in mild confusion, before you click the chest shut. You hear him rustle about inside, rattling the latch. 'Ah, what exactly are you doing? This seems a bit less convenient than just carrying me!' He protests, laughing somewhat anxiously.[end if][if Moses is in a chest]You open the chest up, and see Moses gazing back at you, unamused. His eyes widen slightly, as you drop David in on top of him. 'Wh-What are you doing?' He demands, as David apologizes, and attempts to get up- but you close the top before he is able to move. You hear some rattling, and muffled protests and confusion from within, but they are neatly sealed away now.[end if]"

After inserting David into the drawer:
say "[if David is unshrunk]Carefully folding David up a bit, so that his body is more curled, you slide him into the drawer. He peers up at you in confusion, blushing slightly as he squirms, attempting to make himself more comfortable. You give him a pat on the head, and slide the drawer shut. You'll come back for him later, perhaps.[end if][if David is shrunk]Dangling David over the open drawer, you plop him in unceremoniously. He lets out a cute sound as he tumbles in, rubbing at his head. The sides of the drawer are much too tall for him to hope to escape on his own, so you slide it shut, content to leave him unsupervised. You will come back for him later, perhaps.[end if]"

After inserting David into the fridge:
say "[if David is uncooked and David is unshrunk]You slide David into the fridge, scooting a few things aside to make room for him. He fits just right, though he looks a bit embarrassed with his new position, a blush tinting his cheeks as he looks at you shyly. You poke his nose, and close the fridge. You'll come back for him when he's nice and cooled.[end if] [if David is uncooked and David is shrunk]You place the tiny David in the fridge, and warn him not to run about and cause any trouble- or else you'll put him in the freezer next. He lets out a tiny gulp, and nods. Satisfied, you close the door, leaving him until later.[end if] [if David is cooked and David is unshrunk] David is a bit too hot to eat, you decide. Carefully, you slide him and his platter into the fridge. He squirms slightly, though he can't do much, his body stiff and useless. He smells delicious... But you'll have to enjoy him later, once he's cooled a bit. You close the door on him, his embarrassed expression sealed away. [end if][if David is cooked and David is shrunk]Such a tiny little scrap shouldn't be eaten right away. You should save him, and savor him later. You place him in the fridge, and warn him not to run about, or else you'll toss him in the trash instead of eating him. You hear a tiny /gulp/, and he nods,  sitting in place obediently. Satisfied, you close the door, leaving him for later.[end if]"

After inserting David into the oven:
say "[if David is unshrunk]You place David into the oven. He looks somewhat alarmed, his face flushed, his expression confused. It's very cute. You ease the door shut, before he has much of a chance to protest.[end if][if David is shrunk]You place David into the oven. He does his best to stand up, his tiny feet positioned precariously on the metal bars. He looks very cute in there. Hopefully he can maintain his balance for awhile. You close the oven door, leaving him looking alarmed.[end if]"

After inserting David into the grill:
say "[if David is unshrunk]You plop David onto the grill. He looks up at you, somewhat anxious. 'I-Is there a reason you've placed me here?' He asked, laughing nervously, before wincing at the heat. You smile. Perhaps it's time to cook him.[end if][if David is shrunk]You lie David down carefully along the grill, so that he doesn't fall between the bars. You wouldn't want him to become a bit of charcoal- that wouldn't be very tasty. You hear him gulp, as he looks up at you nervously, already sweating from the heat. You lick your lips. Should you turn up the heat?[end if]"

After cooking David:
say "[if David is unshrunk and David is in the oven]With no chance of David escaping, you turn the oven on, and take a seat, waiting for your meal to cook. You can hear David saying something, likely attempting to get your attention, but you can hardly hear him in there. You glance at him, sweating away, as his delicious aroma wafts your way. Your mouth waters. He's going to be delicious, once he's done... The timer dings, eventually, and you open the oven. You are greeted by a pitiful looking Servant, looking up at you much like a kicked puppy might. You lick your lips. How delicious~[end if][if David is shrunk and David is in the oven]You turn the oven on, and crouch down, watching your tiny Servant start to bake. He antsily scoots about on the wires, trying not to burn, but there isn't much he can do to avoid his fate. After a few minutes, he's looking nice and crisp, his taut skin sweating as he looks at you with that same anxious smile. He seems about done.[end if][if David is unshrunk and David is in the grill]Turning up the heat on the grill, you watch as the flames gently lick David, starting to cook him. He is sweating already, from the nerves, as he eyes you, too embarrassed to protest. After a few minutes, you flip him over, making sure he gets cooked on both sides. He whines slightly as you do, but you ignore his protests, until his scent becomes too unbearably delicious. It seems he's ready now.[end if][if David is shrunk and David is in the grill]You turn up the heat, and watch as David begins to cook. He's like a little hot dog, rolling on the grill. You turn him slowly, watching as little black lines begin to form on his body. He coughs slightly, looking up at you with large, watery eyes, blushing in humiliation. He's almost unbearably cute... You'll have to eat him soon~[end if]";
Now David is cooked;

After inserting David into stomach:
say "[if David is unshrunk and David is uncooked]Licking your lips, you decide you'd prefer David raw. Opening your mouth wide, you insert his head in. He squeaks in surprise, as you begin to gulp him down, feeling him slide down your throat with only the mildest of protest. As he fills your stomach, you give him a pat, as thanks for his cooperation.[end if] [if David is unshrunk and David is cooked]You lick your lips as you admire David. He looks up at you beseechingly, too humiliated to be anything but your meal. You waste no time in devouring him, swallowing him down with determination. He hardly has time to squirm, as he slides down your throat, filling your stomach well. You let out a small burp as you finish him off, and rub as your stomach in satisfaction.[end if] [if David is shrunk and David is uncooked]Looking at the morsel before you, you decide to help yourself. Dangling him about your mouth, you close your lips around his ankles, and slurp him in. His tiny blushing face quickly disappears from view, as you gulp him with ease, feeling as he slides down your throat, and disappears into your stomach. How delicious~ [end if]  [if David is shrunk and David is cooked]You admire the small strip of meat you have acquired, before giving him a lick. David shudders weakly against your tongue, and you taste how delicious he is. Like a little bit of lamb~ Seeing no point in wasting time, you slowly feed him into your mouth, enjoying his flavor until all of him is inside of you- and then, you swallow him. He slides down your throat without protest, disappearing down your gullet without a sound~ [end if]"

After digesting David:
say "[if David is shrunk]Your stomach begins to gurgle and groan, as it makes quick work of the tiny scrap you called a meal. You think you can feel his tiny body squirm about, protesting you instinctively, but it might just be your imagination. Within a matter of minutes, David is no more than a cute pile of bones in your gut~[end if][if David is unshrunk]Your stomach begins to churn, sloshily working at the large meal inside. You feel David squirming around, pressing outward and rolling about, as he attempts to slow his fate. You can hear him protesting, still laughing anxiously within- but eventually, it becomes indistinguishable from the gurgling of your stomach, as David's form disappears from the outline of your stomach, and your belly becomes smaller and softer. You give it a pat, pleased with a job well done. David has made a fine addition to your body~[end if]";
Now David is digested;

After disposing of David:
say "Having digested David, you decide it's time for him to go. His work is done, and you have little need of whatever remains. Entering the bathroom stall, you take a seat. [if David is shrunk and David is digested]You feel a slight pressure, as David makes his way out. He plops unceremoniously beneath you, exiting without much effort. You give him a passing glance, as you rise, seeing some small bones, the glint of his headband, and some small scraps of clothing. Nothing worth fishing out and preserving. With a small nod of acknowledgement, you flush David, sending him on his way. You have no more need for him, after all.[end if][if David is unshrunk and David is digested]With a great effort, you guide what remains of David to the exit. It takes some time, but you cannot ignore the satisfaction you feel, as he leaves you. Once the job is done, you let out a content sigh, and rise. David has digested well. You don't bother to give him more than a passing glance, as you send him on his way- down to the sewers, where he now belongs. He has given you all he can, whatever his left of him is of little use to you now. Best to dispose of him, and enjoy the rest of your day. Feeling relieved, you take your leave, while what's left of David swirls away.[end if]";
remove David from play;


Every turn when David is in stomach and David is undigested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach sloshes and churns, begging to digest David.[or]You give your stomach a rub, enjoying David's squirms of protest.[or]David is saying something, but you can hardly hear him. You give him a rub, and he squeaks.[or]You give David a poke, amused when he squirms in response.[or]You wonder how quickly you can digest David...[at random]".

Every turn when David is in stomach and David is digested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach churns away, but other than that, is silent.[or]You drum on your stomach, enjoying its new softness.[or]You let out a burp, and taste a bit of David lingering on your tongue.[or]You squish at your softened stomach. There is no response. David has been used up already, it seems.[at random]".


After rubbing stomach:
say "[if Moses is in stomach and Moses is undigested and David is not in stomach]You rub your stomach, feeling Moses's body inside. You can almost feel his displeasure, as you rub at him.[end if][if Moses is in stomach and Moses is digested and David is not in stomach]You rub at your stomach, feeling its new softness. Moses has done a good job~[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested and Moses is not in stomach]You rub your stomach, feeling David squirm beneath your skin. He lets out a squeak of protest, and you chuckle, amused.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested and Moses is not in stomach]You rub at your softened stomach, and smile to yourself. David has left you with a nice gift~[end if]"

Third Hall is north of More Hallways. "You continue down the halls. Here, there are two more sets of rooms on either side. Robin Hood's room is to the east, and Gao Changgong's room is to the west."

Robin's Room is east of Third Hall. "Another small, white room, though this one has some plants on the shelves, and some heavy quilts on the bed, making it feel a little more lived in. Robin is cleaning some arrows on his bed."

Robin is a man in Robin's Room. The description of Robin is "A handsome young man, with messy orange hair that covers his right eye. He looks lean at first glance, but he's actually rather well built."

After greeting Robin:
say "Robin looks up at you, and you wave. He gives you a small, lop-sided smile. 'Oh, hey there. What's up, you need something?'"

After shrinking Robin:
say "You take out your vial, and pour the contents on Robin's head. 'Hey, what're you doing?' He gives you a somewhat sour look- before realizing what's happening to him. 'H-Hey!' He protests, gazing up at you as he's reduced to a few inches in height. He looks very cute, as a little mouse~";
Now Robin is shrunk;

After taking Robin:
say "[if Robin is unshrunk and Robin is uncooked]You hoist Robin up into your arms. He looks startled, and struggles slightly, almost knocking you over. He's a bit bigger than some of the other boys, but you still manage to carry him with relative ease. 'H-Hey, what's the big idea? I can walk, you know.' He reminds you, looking a little embarrassed.[end if][if Robin is shrunk and Robin is uncooked]You pluck Robin up by his hood, dangling him before you for a second. He flails about, trying to free himself. 'What the hell?! Put me down!' He shouts. Satisfied, you plop him in your pocket.[end if]"

After inserting Robin into shoe:
	if Robin is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Robin is shrunk:
			say "You plop Robin into your shoe. He looks up at you in flustered dismay, as you gaze down into the mouth of it, seeing his tiny form. With a slight smirk, you wriggle your toes, and insert your foot, pressing Robin flat beneath it. You can feel him trying t put up a fight, pounding his tiny fists against your foot, but it does little good. It's like having a tiny masseuse in there~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Robin is in shoe:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Robin protests beneath your foot, tickling you slightly.[or]You press your foot down teasingly, prompting more squirms from Robin.[or]You rub your foot against Robin, hoping to prompt him to give you a massage. His squirms will suffice.[at random]".

After inserting Robin into stomach:
say "[if Robin is unshrunk and Robin is uncooked]Sizing Robin up, you decide you can handle a meal of this size. He looks as you, confused, before you open wide, and begin your meal. Starting with his feet, you begin to slurp him up, ignoring his confused and noisy protests. He tastes pleasant and fresh, as you squeeze his hips down your throat, and then his chest. The last thing to disappear is his head, you swallow that as well- giving him a good lick, before gulping it down. He slides down your throat with a bit of difficulty, before collecting in your stomach. You rub at it, pleased with your success.[end if][if Robin is unshrunk and Robin is cooked]Breathing in the scent of your meal, you decide it's time to dig in. Robin looks at you, beleaguered, as you lift him up, and begin to eat. Starting with his feet, you slowly feed him in, taking your time tasting him. He's salty from the sweat of being cooked, delicious and warm. He squirms slightly, but otherwise doesn't protest, seeming to accept his fate as you devour him. Once you make it to his head, you swallow, sending him down to his prison~[end if][if Robin is shrunk and Robin is uncooked]Holding the tiny outlaw, you twirl him a bit by his cape, before hoisting him over your mouth, and dropping him in. He lets out a cry of protest, before landing on your tongue. Quickly, you snap your mouth shut, trapping him and tasting him thoroughly. You swish the squirming Servant back and forth for a minute, before swallowing him, feeling the tiny lump he makes as he slides down your throat, and disappears into your stomach~[end if][if Robin is shrunk and Robin is cooked]Plucking up your tiny strip of meal, you lick him, feeling as he squirms in mild protest beneath your tongue. His body is hot and salty, perfectly cooked and ready to eat. Not wanting to wait, you pop him into your mouth, swishing him back and forth to fully enjoy his flavor. He squirms, but to no avail- in the end, you gulp him down, letting him squirm his way down your throat and into your stomach where he belongs~[end if]"

After digesting Robin:
say "[if Robin is unshrunk]Robin begins to squirm with more fervency, and you realize he is being digested. You hold your stomach, feeling it as he squirms, his arms and legs pushing against the walls of your stomach in vain. It feels delightful, and you cannot help but squirm in response, enjoying the sensation thoroughly. Robin continues to wriggle about in protest, but after awhile, his movements slow, and eventually, you are left with nothing but a soft and squishy stomach- no more Robin to be seen.[end if][if Robin is shrunk]Your stomach gurgles slightly, and you feel a soft flutter. You place your hand to it, and feel Robin's little kicks and squirms inside. He must be digesting~ Pleased, you squeeze at him a bit, holding him in place so you can better feels his squirms, as he slowly but surely melts away... Squeezing at the bit of fat where he previously was, you admire the little bit of chub he's left you with.[end if]";
Now Robin is digested;

After disposing of Robin:
say "[if Robin is unshrunk]Now that Robin has been digested, there's little use for keeping him around. Taking a seat on the toilet, you begin the work of evacuating him- enjoying the pressure as he is squeezed out, emptying your bowels and leaving you feeling relieved. Once you've gotten out as much as you can, you rise, glancing at Robin idly as you reach for the handle to flush. Someone who was so close to nature would have made good fertilizer, you muse- but he is already swirling away, off to the bowels of Chaldea. Oh well. You made good use of him, and that's all that matters~[end if][if Robin is shrunk]With Robin digested, there's no point in keeping him around. Making your way to the bathroom, you don't hesitate to empty your bowels. The feeling of Robin sliding out is satisfying, and you are pleased to feel a little bit lighter, as he plops down. Rising, you glance at him idly as you reach for the flush. He's completely unrecognizable, save for some bits of his telltale cape. As he swirls away, you think to yourself that he would have made a nice bit of fertilizer... Oh well, it's the thought that counts. You take your leave, Robin evacuating your mind as easily as he evacuated your bowels.[end if]";
Remove Robin from play;
 
After inserting David into shoe:
	if David is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if David is shrunk:
			say "You drop David into your shoe. He lands with a soft /oof/, crawling on all fours to peer up at you, a somewhat shy look of embarrassment on his face, as your foot hovers above him. He seems to know what's coming, and doesn't make any effort to avoid his fate. Carefully, you slide your foot back in, gently pushing David to the floor. He flattens obediently beneath your sole, and you rub your foot into him, enjoying the feeling of his tiny body beneath you~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when David is in shoe:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]David's squirms feel delightful, pinned beneath your foot~[or]You think you can hear David panting, in his little prison.[or]You rub your foot against David, asking him for a massage. He diligently obeys, his tiny hands rubbing back pleasantly.[or]You press down on David, eliciting an adorable squeak from him.[at random]".

After inserting Moses into shoe:
	if Moses is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Moses is shrunk:
			say "You let Moses dangle above your shoe for a moment, so that he can get a nice look at his new home. Then, you drop him in. He shakes himself off, and glares up at you, attempting to pull himself out- only to be knocked on his rump by your toes. You feel him squirm, smacking at your foot, but you hardly notice it, as you ease the rest of your foot in, trapping him beneath it~ He squirms in protest, but to you, it's little more than a comfortable massage~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Moses is in shoe:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]You lean your weight into Moses, prompting a frustrated squirm from him.[or]You rub your foot down on Moses, urging him to return the favor. You feel his tiny fists smacking against your foot. That will suffice~[or]You squish Moses beneath your foot teasingly, prompting an irritated squeak. So cute~[at random]".

After inserting Gao into shoe:
	if Gao is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Gao is shrunk:
			say "You deposit Gao into your shoe. He looks around in confusion, before looking back up at you. His pretty little face is all the more endearing, with that politely uncertain expression on it. Gently, you ease your foot in, pressing the tiny Saber flat against your shoe. He seems surprised, not reacting much, as you press your weight down on him. He squirms slightly, but for the most part, stays still, seeming too startled to do much more. He'll make a lovely insole~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Gao is in shoe:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]You rub at Gao with your foot, and feel him quiver slightly against it.[or]Gao squeaks as you step on him. It's very cute... You step on him again, just to hear it twice~[or]You tap your foot, jostling Gao about, listening to his frazzled sounds contentedly.[or]You put a bit more pressure on Gao, just to feel him squirm~[at random]".

Every turn when Robin is in stomach and Robin is undigested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach rocks back and forth wildly, as Robin protests his imprisonment.[or]You can see Robin's hands and feet pressing outward, as he tries to kick up a fuss.[or]Robin is complaining inside, but you can't quite make out his words. You give him a rub.[or]Robin lets out a muffled whine inside you. You rub at him affectionately, but he only whines louder.[or]Your stomach gurgles hungrily, prompting Robin to squirm even more.[at random]".

Every turn when Robin is in stomach and Robin is digested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach gurgles loudly, finishing off your meal.[or]You prod your stomach testingly, but hear no more whining.[or]You feel satisfyingly full, after such a large meal.[or]You squish at your stomach, admiring the new girth Robin has provided.[at random]".


After inserting Moses into underwear:
	if Moses is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Moses is shrunk:
			say "Something about tiny Moses makes you feel playful. Stretching open your pants, and then your underwear, you dangle Moses over the opening. He looks down in alarm, before glancing back up at you. 'Th... This is a bit uncalled for,' He says seriously. You plop him in. His wriggles feel delightful against your crotch, as he inevitably slides down between your legs, trapped there.";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Moses is in underwear:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]You hike up your pants a bit, and feel Moses pressed more firmly against your crotch. It's a lovely sensation~[or]You think you can hear Moses's muffled voice from down in your pants, but you ignore him, focusing on the way his body shifts about while you walk.[or]You cross your legs, trying not to shudder as Moses squirms against your crotch.[or]Moses's body feels very warm, between your legs.[at random]".


After inserting Gao into underwear:
	if Gao is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Gao is shrunk:
			say "Looking at the tiny Gao in your hand, you cannot help but feel curious and playful. Pulling open your pants, you dangle the tiny Servant over your underwear. His face begins to redden, as he looks between the opening and you, seeming unsure what to do. 'Th-This is a bit forward, don't you think?' He stammers, almost shyly. You smile affectionately, before dropping him in, purring contently as he squirms, sliding down between your legs.";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Gao is in underwear:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]With each step you take, you can feel Gao being shifted back and forth between your legs. It makes it hard not to squirm.[or]Gao squirms against your crotch hesitantly, seeming embarrassed.[or]You feel Gao's tiny hands against your legs, as he tries to right himself, and you wriggle with delight.[or]You cross your legs squeezing Gao between them, so you can feel him wriggle against your crotch. It feels wonderful.[at random]".


After inserting David into underwear:
	if David is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if David is shrunk:
			say "Glancing at your tiny David, you decide to put him to use. Pulling open your pants, you dangle David over them for a moment. His eyes widen, and his face flushes red, as he looks at you to confirm your intentions. You drop him in, feeling it as he slides down along your crotch, until he is pinned beneath. He squirms a bit, frantically, and you try not to squirm too much in response.";
			continue the action;

Every turn when David is in underwear:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]David squirms about between your legs, prompting you to squirm as well.[or]You squeeze your legs together, pressing David up into your crotch. You hear him squeak, as he wriggles helplessly, sending a shudder of delight through you.[or]You pull your pants up a bit, pressing David more firmly into place. You think you hear a weak whine from down below.[or]David attempts to lie still, but you can feel him breathing down there, and just his presence is enough to make you feel hot.[at random]".

After inserting Robin into underwear:
	if Robin is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Robin is shrunk:
			say "You dangle the outlaw over your outstretched pants, looking at him with amusement and anticipation. He looks as though he is struggling to hide his embarrassment. Poorly. His cheeks are red, and there's a clear look of humiliation on his face. You don't give him much time to stew in it though, before you drop him in~ You feel him slide down along your crotch, and squirm a bit, pleased by the sensation.";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Robin is in underwear:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Robin hardly moves. Perhaps he's too embarrassed by his current predicament.[or]You squeeze your legs, enjoying the feeling or Robin pressed up against your crotch.[or]You take a seat, enjoying the feeling as Robin squirms beneath you.[or]You think you hear Robin whine down below. You cross your legs in response, and he squirms.[at random]".


Gao's Room is west of Third Hall. "A pristine room, like the rest. It is modestly decorated, and everything is neat and orderly. Gao is polishing his mask."

Gao is a man in Gao's Room. The description of Gao is "A beautiful young man, with soft white hair, and violet eyes. His looks are almost dangerous."

After greeting Gao:
say "You cheerfully greet Gao Changgong. He looks up at you with a bright smile- before realizing what he's done, and frantically putting his mask on. 'Ah, I am sorry about that, I wasn't thinking... How are you today? Is there anything I can help you with?'"

After taking Gao:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk and Gao is uncooked]You lift Gao gracefully in your arms, carrying him like a princess. He looks at you, eyes widening slightly. It's difficult to tell beneath his mask, but you think he is blushing. 'A-Ah, is everything alright? This is a bit sudden-!' He laughs, embarrassed, but not displeased.[end if][if Gao is shrunk and Gao is uncooked]You pick up the tiny Gao carefully, holding him between your fingers. He looks at you, confused and a bit frazzled. Gently, you place him in your pocket, and give him a pat.[end if]"

After shrinking Gao:
say "You withdraw a vial from your pocket, and quickly uncork it, spilling its contents atop Gao's head. The silvery liquid is almost unnoticeable amidst his pale locks, but he certainly notices it. 'Ah? What's this-?' He starts to question you, before suddenly decreasing in size. Now only a few inches tall, he looks at his hands, and then at you, stunned. 'Wh... What is the meaning of this?' He asks, bewildered.";
Now Gao is shrunk;

After inserting Gao into a chest:
say "You place Gao inside the chest, laying him down on the velvet backing of it. He looks very fitting, like a jewel tucked safely in a treasure box. He blinks up at you, confused and flustered. You close the box. You need to keep this treasure safe, until further notice~ He bangs about inside, not sure about his new environment, but you ignore him."

After inserting Gao into the oven:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk]You slide Gao into the oven. He looks at you, somewhat alarmed. 'Um... Is this quite necessary?' He asks, with a small laugh. You take his mask off- you wouldn't want it to heat up in there, and burn that lovely face. He swallows, blushing, as you close the door~[end if][if Gao is shrunk]You carefully place Gao in the oven, making sure to balance him properly. He looks up at you in concern. 'What are you doing, exactly?' He asks, looking somewhat nervous. You assure him that there's no need to worry, and close the oven door, watching his cute, alarmed little face as you do so~[end if]"

After inserting Gao into the grill:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk]You place Gao on the grill, and he looks up at you sheepishly. 'Are you... Sure this is where you'd like to place me?' He asks, chuckling nervously. You assure him that you are quite sure. Carefully, you remove his mask. You wouldn't want it to get in the way of the cooking process. He swallows, blushing slightly.[end if][if Gao is shrunk]Delicately, you place Gao on the grill. He looks up at you, looking rather nervous. 'I am not sure this is the safest place for me to be,' He points out, but you assure him that you know what you're doing. He bites his lip, but doesn't say anything more.[end if]"

After cooking Gao:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk and Gao is in the oven]Gao watches you in embarrassment, as he hears the beep of you setting the oven's timer. You sit back and watch contentedly as he begins to sweat, his skin slowly turning slightly brown, as he is carefully roasted within. The sight alone is delicious enough to make your mouth water, but the scent tantalizes you too. When the timer finally goes off, you eagerly head to the oven. [end if] [if Gao is shrunk and Gao is in the oven] You start the oven, and sit back to watch, as your tiny meal begins to cook. Gao seems to squirm at the heat, but is unable to do much, for fear of falling. If he is protesting, you cannot hear such a small voice from so far away, and locked behind an oven door~ Still, the smell is delicious. Once the timer goes off, you eagerly head to the oven.[end if] [if Gao is unshrunk and Gao is in the grill]You turn on the grill, and wait, as it quickly heats up. Gao shifts in discomfort, looking up at you much like a kicked puppy might, as he begins to cook. You pay it no mind, turning him as necessary, to make sure he cooks evenly. His smell makes your mouth water, as the lines of the grill begin to char into him slightly, letting you know he's ready to eat. His flushes, embarrassed face makes you glad you removed his mask.[end if][if Gao is shrunk and Gao is in the grill] Gao looks up at you in embarrassment as you turn on the grill. It doesn't take long for him to start cooking, and you diligently turn him as need be, making sure he cooks evenly. Every now and then, he squeaks in protest, as you squish him against the wires of the grill to make sure he's cooking properly. It's so cute~ Once charred lines begin to appear on him, you know he's ready to eat~[end if]";
Now Gao is cooked;

After inserting Gao into stomach:
say "[if Gao is uncooked and Gao is unshrunk]Your stomach growls hungrily, as you look at Gao, and you decide to indulge. You lift his mask, and his eyes widen slightly in surprise, as your mouth opens above him and engulfs his head. He squirms in confusion, as you swiftly swallow him, guiding his body down your throat with ease. He is a relatively mild meal, but delicious nonetheless. You let out a satisfied sigh as he slides into your stomach, filling you up.[end if][if Gao is uncooked and Gao is shrunk]Looking at the adorable Servant sitting in your pocket, you decide to treat yourself. Plucking him up,  you lower him into your mouth feet first. He looks at you in alarm, as you steadily slurp him, enjoying his taste as his slides along your tongue and down your throat. A brief meal, but a delicious one nonetheless~ His squirms flutter in your stomach, and you are satisfied.[end if][if Gao is cooked and Gao is unshrunk]Your mouth is watering as you hold your beautiful meal. Gao looks at you with a soft sort of humiliation, as if he knows there is no other fate for him now but to be your meal. You take his submissiveness as an invitation to begin, and eagerly dig in, swallowing him headfirst. The taste of his cooked skin is divine, and you take your time enjoying his flavor, as he squeezes down your throat, and into your stomach. Feeling his warm body tucked away inside you, you can only purr, drumming on your stomach with satisfaction.[end if][if Gao is cooked and Gao is shrunk]Looking at your little meal, you lick your lips, and then lick him. Gao squirms slightly, embarrassed. You lick him again, pulling him into your mouth with your tongue, and suckling on him for a moment, enjoying the crispness of his skin and the salt of his sweat. Once you've gotten all the flavor from him you can, you swallow him down, listening to his squeaks of embarrassment as he disappears down your throat~[end if]"

After digesting Gao:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk]Your stomach begins to gurgle, and you see Gao pressing against your stomach, the bulge of his head and limbs easily visible. You rub at them affectionately, pushing them back, as he struggles inside. The feeling of him moving so fervently inside of you is enough to make you squirm with pleasure. You continue to rub at him, aiding the acids, as he slowly grows slower and softer- and then, eventually, is no more. Your stomach glorps pleasantly.[end if][if Gao is shrunk]The fluttering your stomach becomes more noticeable, as the gentle gurgling of your stomach becomes louder. It seems its time for Gao to begin the next part of his journey. You press your hand to your stomach, trying to feel his tiny body inside, as he digests. You press against him, letting him squirm, until eventually, he is nothing but mush. You rub your stomach one last time, pleased~[end if]";
Now Gao is digested;

Every turn when Gao is in stomach and Gao is undigested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach sloshes and groans, as Gao squirms inside.[or]You drum on your stomach, enjoying its size and tautness. Gao wriggles in protest.[or]'UA-Are you planning on letting me out any time soon?' Gao asks, his voice hardly audible within your stomach.[or]Your stomach gurgles, and you hear a soft 'eep' from Gao. Cute~ [or]You push at your stomach, forcing Gao to readjust his position. He squirms, displeased, but has no choice but to relent.[at random]".

Every turn when Gao is in stomach and Gao is digested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach gurgles contently.[or]You squish at your new stomach, pleased by the softness Gao has added to it.[or]You yawn, and taste a bit of Gao, still lingering...[or][at random]".

After disposing of Gao:
say "[if Gao is unshrunk]You feel a tightness in your bowels, and realize it's time for Gao to come out. Taking a seat on the toilet, you take your time expelling him. It is a somewhat arduous process, but Gao leaves you with relatively little difficulty, all things considered. You let out a sigh of relief, as the last of him slides from you with little effort. Rising, you glance at the mess you have made of Gao. His beauty is almost unrecognizable- yet somehow, you still find something endearing about the pile of poo. Still, he has done his job. With a small nod of appreciation, you flush him away. He has given you all he can, and now there is no more use for him. Perhaps he will find a comfortable resting place, in the bowels of Chaldea.[end if][if Gao is shrunk]You feel a slight tightness in your bowels, and decide it's time to see Gao out. Taking a seat on the toilet, you ease what is left of Gao out, enjoying the slight tension you feel as he slides out from you. It only takes a moment, but it is pleasant. Rising, you glance at what has become of Gao. He is unrecognizable, save for his mask, which you neglected to remove before enjoying him. Even like this, there is something endearing about him. Still, he has served his purpose, and all that is left is to send him on his way. With a nod of appreciation, you flush the toilet, not bothering to watch as Gao spirals away, gone forever.[end if]";
Remove Gao from play;



Cu is a man in The Hallway. The description of Cu is "A tall man with a shock of blue hair, and a matching body suit. He's well built, and has sharp red eyes, but he's not as intimidating as he looks. At least, not all of the time."

After greeting Cu:
say "You wave to Cu as you greet him, and he looks up at you with a toothy grin. 'Ey! Nice to see ya, what's up?' He asks, hands on his hips."

After taking Cu:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk and Cu is uncooked]You lift Cu up into your arms almost effortlessly. He seems shocked by this, and squirms somewhat, like a confused dog. 'H-Hey, what's the big idea?' He pouts slightly, looking at you crossly.[end if][if Cu is shrunk and Cu is uncooked]You pluck the tiny Lancer up, letting him dangle between your fingers. He flails about in protest, before you plop him in your shirt.[end if]"

After shrinking Cu:
say "You remove a vial from your pockets, and uncork it, splashing its contents onto Cu. He splutters, shaking his head in irritation. 'Oi, the hell was that-?!' He starts to bark, before suddenly, he has shrunk. He looks himself over, shocked, before looking up at you. 'OI! What are you doing?!'";
Now Cu is shrunk;

After inserting Cu into shoe:
	if Cu is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Cu is shrunk:
			say "You dangle Cu over your shoe, before dropping him in. He quickly attempts to push himself back up, and climb out, but you squash his efforts swiftly with your foot, pinning him beneath it. You can hear his angry little noises, as your wriggle your foot, enjoying the sensation of his protests~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Cu is in shoe:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]You feel Cu squirming angrily in your shoe. You press your foot down on him a little bit harder~[or]Cu whines loudly beneath your foot. You rub at him, to let him know you haven't forgotten about him yet.[or]You tap your foot, enjoying the feeling of Cu bouncing rapidly beneath it.[or]You wonder if you could flatten Cu permanently, to keep him as your insole...[at random]".

After inserting Cu into underwear:
	if Cu is unshrunk:
		say "He won't fit like this.";
		stop the action;
	otherwise:
		if Cu is shrunk:
			say "There are only so many places to carry a tiny Lancer, and you are feeling rather playful today. Cu watches you with widened eyes, as you pull at your pants, dangling him over your now outstretched underwear. 'H-Hey, let's not get weird about all this-' He starts to protest, but without any further warning, you drop him down. You feel him squirming down there, and you try not to shudder too visibly, at the pleasant sensation it provides. He should be nice and safe down there~";
			continue the action;

Every turn when Cu is in underwear:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Cu is still wriggling about, down in your pants. It feels nice.[or]You cross your legs, and hear Cu grunt, prompting another squirm from him.[or]You sit down for a moment, enjoying the pressure applied to your little toy.[or]Cu wriggles, trying to find some way toward freedom, but he only succeeds in eliciting a delighted squirm from you.[at random]".


After inserting Cu into a chest:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk]Opening the chest, you drop Cu inside. It's a bit of a tight squeeze. It doesn't help that he won't stop squirming about, already trying to clamber back out. Luckily, you manage to close the box before he has a chance to escape. With a /click', it's sealed, and Cu is left to rattle about and curse within.[end if][if Cu is shrunk]You drop your tiny Cu into the chest, watching as he bounces on the plush velvet interior. He looks around in confusion, seeming overwhelmed by his vast new surroundings. This container is a bit big for him, but it will work nonetheless~ He turns to look up at you, just as you click the chest shut.[end if]"

After inserting Cu into the drawer:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk]With a bit of effort, you are able to fold Cu in half, and cram him into the drawer. It's a tight fit, and he does not look particularly comfortable. Still, he looks rather cute like that, glowering up at you from his new little home~ You'll leave him here, for now.[end if][if Cu is shrunk]Sliding the drawer open, you drop Cu in, listening to his angered cry as he plops onto the base of it. You look down at him in amusement, as he attempts to leap out- but the sides ae a bit too high for him at this size. With a little wave, you slide the drawer shut again. You can come back for him when you need him.[end if]"

After inserting Cu into the fridge:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk]With a great amount of effort, you are able to squeeze Cu into the fridge. He attempts to thrash about and break free, but you are quick to reprimand him, asking if he would rather be kept in the freezer, until you decide to pick him up again. He glowers at you, but reluctantly falls still, looking at you moodily as you close the fridge. Perhaps you'll return for him later~[end if][if Cu is shrunk]You toss Cu into the fridge, amused at his yelp as he tumbles in amongst the other food inside. He's quick to start barking at you, tossing insults and threats, but you ignore him, closing the door. Hopefully some time in there will help him cool off~[end if]"

After inserting Cu into stomach:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk and Cu is uncooked]Cu is a tall man, but that just means he makes a filling meal. Determined, you open wide, clamping down on his head before he has the chance to realize what's coming. He begins to thrash in confusion, but you steadily gulp him down, managing to swallow around his broad shoulders and chest, before swallowing the rest of him- letting out a satisfied sigh as he curls up in your stomach, causing it to create quite a hefty bulge. You give it a pat, watching as he squirms.[end if][if Cu is unshrunk and Cu is cooked]Licking your lips, you don't hesitate to enjoy your meal. Starting with his feet, you effortlessly gulp him up to his hips, enjoying the taste of his cooked skin. He squirms in protest, but by this point, it's a losing battle- and he can only watch as you swallow down the rest of him, guiding him down your throat. You sigh in contentment as he fills out your stomach, still squirming in his new home.[end if][if Cu is shrunk and Cu is uncooked]Holding the tiny Servant up, you lick your lips, and bring him to your mouth. He starts to squirm, flailing a bit in your grasp, before you drop him in. He lands on your tongue with a splat, and you don't hesitate to gulp him, letting out a gentle 'mmm' as he slides down your throat. Eventually, you feel him plop into your stomach... You rub at it, pleased with yourself, and your meal.[end if][if Cu is shrunk and Cu is cooked]Holding up the tiny Servant, your mouth waters as his scent wafts past your nose. He looks utterly delectable- and you decide there's no point in holding yourself back, as you slip him between your lips, pulling him into your mouth with your tongue. You feel him squirm about as you hold him in there, enjoying his flavor for a moment, before gulping him down. The feeling of him sliding down your throat is pleasant, and before long, he's plopped into your stomach, still kicking up a fuss. How cute~[end if]"

Every turn when Cu is in stomach and Cu is undigested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach rocks back and forth wildly, as Cu thrashes about.[or]Cu pushes outward on your stomach, stretching at the lining. You push back, squishing him back into place.[or]Cu whines loudly in protest. You rub at him vigorously to quiet him.[or]Cu grumbles quietly, squirming slightly.[or]Your stomach rumbles, and Cu wriggles in response, whining a little.[at random]".

After digesting Cu:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk]After lugging Cu around for so long, it seems your stomach has had enough. You can hear it as it starts to gurgle, churning loudly as it attempts to subdue the large and squirming Servant. He puts up quite a fight, complaining and yapping as he pushes out against your stomach, causing you to squirm indecently all the while- but there's only one fate for food, and inevitably, his squirms begin to fade, as he melts away into nothing~ You admire your new girth for a moment, before continuing on your way.[end if][if Cu is shrunk]Your stomach begins to gurgle noisily, and you feel a frantic and determined fluttering within, as Cu kicks up a fight inside. It seems he isn't that interested in digesting... But, there's nothing to be done, now. You kick back, and enjoy the sensation, as Cu melts away, leaving you just a tiny bit softer than you were before...[end if]";
Now Cu is digested;

Every turn when Cu is in stomach and Cu is digested:
	if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
		say "[one of]Your stomach gurgles and churns, working through whatever is left of Cu.[or]You squish at your stomach playfully with your hands, enjoying the girth Cu has left you.[or]You burp, tasting Cu faintly on your tongue...[or]You wish you could digest Cu again...[at random]".

After disposing of Cu:
say "[if Cu is unshrunk]There's a sharp pain in your abdomen, telling you that Cu is ready to leave. Squirming, you make your way to the toilet, and take a seat. Such a big meal isn't going to leave easily, but you don't regret enjoying him to the fullest. Though the pressure is somewhat uncomfortable, you feel a great relief as he slides out, down where he now belongs. Sighing, pleased with yourself, you rise, glancing at the mess he's made. You catch a small glint of silver- perhaps his earrings?- but you pay it little mind, as you flush the toilet, sending Cu swirling away for good.[end if][if Cu is shrunk]There is a slight pain in your abdomen, alerting you that it's time to relieve yourself. It seems Cu's journey has come to its expected end. Taking a seat, you relax, and let your body do its work, as Cu is squeezed out with relative ease. It's almost a shame you weren't able to enjoy him at his full size, but at least this way he's more agreeable. Once you've gotten him out, you rise up, and flush, hardly sparing him a second glance. Food is food, after all, and once it's been eaten, its job is done. Cu swirls away, and you continue on with your day.[end if]";
Remove Cu from play;