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Lunch Break
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chewchulainn
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When play begins: say "WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS VORE, DIGESTION, DISPOSAL, AND OTHER SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, OR YOU ARE UNDER 18, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. Another day, another lunch break. Luckily for you, you've got a special snack in your pocket today~ As you enter the cafeteria, David peeks nervously out from your shirt pocket. He knows there's no point in trying to escape from there, so all he can do is wait and see what you decide to do to him today~ (hint- use 'gulp' instead of swallow as an action after eating, and 'insert into' to put David into other objects) " The Cafeteria is a room. The can't take other people rule is not listed in any rulebook. Teasing is an action applying to one thing. Understand "tease [something]" as teasing. Playing with is an action applying to one thing. Understand "play with [something]" as playing with. Churning is an action applying to one thing. Understand "churn [something]" as churning. Licking is an action applying to one thing. Understand "lick [something]" as licking. Nibbling is an action applying to one thing. Understand "nibble [something]" as nibbling. Poking is an action applying to one thing. Understand "poke [something]" as poking. Squishing is an action applying to one thing. Understand "squish [something]" as squishing. Disposing of is an action applying to one thing. Understand "dispose of [something]" as disposing of. Digesting is an action applying to one thing. Understand "digest [something]" as digesting. A person can be digested or undigested. A person is usually undigested. A sandwich is a container. Icecream is a container. Pizza is a container. Stomach is a container. Stomach is carried by the player. Understand "belly" as stomach. Understand "tummy" as stomach. Understand "tum" as stomach. A mouth is a container. A mouth is carried by the player. A shoe is a container. A shoe is carried by the player. After inserting David into shoe: say "David seems a bit too comfortable riding around in your pocket. And too noticeable, too. Can't have anyone else spotting your little toy now, can you? Stealthily, you slip off your shoe, and plop David down inside. He lets out a squeak of dismay. 'Robin! Don't you dare!' He whispers at you harshly, but you easily ignore it. 'Sorry, can't hear you~' You reply- and slide your foot back in, pressing him down beneath your sole." Every turn when David is in shoe: say "[one of]David is squirming frantically in your shoe. You press down on him a bit, trying to calm him.[or]You think you can hear David panting, in his little prison.[or]You rub your foot against David, teasingly asking him for a massage. Ever the obedient one, his tiny hands rubbing back, reluctant but pleasant.[or]You press down on David, eliciting an adorable squeak from him.[or]You wonder if you could flatten David into an insole if you pressed down hard enough? He squirms a bit, as if reading your thoughts.[at random]". Underwear is a container. Underwear is carried by the player. After inserting David into underwear: say "Not satisfied with carrying David in your pocket, or your shoe, you decide it's time to try something a bit more unorthodox. You're very careful to make sure no one is looking, before you pull at your pants and then your underwear, holding it open for David. His eyes widen, and he balks, before looking up at you, mortified. 'Y-You don't actually expect me to-!' He starts, but you don't give him the opportunity to finish, before plopping him in. He slides down the fabric, disappearing between your legs- and with a snap, you let go of the hem, trapping him out of sight- but definitely not out of mind~" Every turn when David is in underwear: say "[one of]You pull your pants up a bit, pressing David more firmly into place. You think you hear a weak whine from below.[or]You squeeze your legs together, pressing David up into your crotch. You hear him squeak, as he wriggles helplessly, sending a shudder of delight through you.[or]You sit down, and David is pressed up against the fabric of your pants, making a noticeable lump. When no one is paying attention, you give it a poke~[or]David attempts to lie still, but you can feel him breathing down there, and just his presence is enough to make you feel hot.[at random]". Gulping is an action applying to one thing. Understand "gulp [something]" as gulping. The counter is fixed in place in the cafeteria. A sandwich is in the counter. Icecream is in the counter. Pizza is in the counter. David is a person. The description of David is "[if David is not in stomach and David is not in mouth and David is undigested]A weedy looking boy, his fluffy green hair and large chunky glasses make him look like even more of a geek than he actually is. He's lucky he's so cute. Or unlucky, in this case~[end if][if David is in mouth or David is in stomach]Well, you can't really see him right now, but he's probably a very slimy little guy at the moment~[end if][if David is digested and David is not in toilet]A little pile of sludge in your stomach right about now~[end if][if David is digested and David is in toilet]A cute little turd, waiting to be dismissed~[end if][if David is in shoe or David is in underwear]A squirmy little toy, out of sight but definitely not out of reach~[end if]" David is carried by the player. After taking sandwich: say "You decide on a sandwich for your lunch. Two thick slices of bread, with plenty of lettuce, and roast beef, among other things. It looks delicious, especially for school food. It should help fill you up for awhile." After inserting David into sandwich: say "Lifting the top slice of bread, you dangle the tiny boy over your sandwich, watching him squirm and twist under your fingertips. 'R-Robin! Don't put me in there, this is not as funny as you think it is!' He called up to him, almost warningly, as if you would be intimidated by a pipsqueak like him~ You drop him down, and press the bread down on top of him, feeling him squirm underneath it. 'R-Robiiiin-!' He squeaks, muffled by the bread. You chuckle. That's a much better holding spot for him~" Instead of eating sandwich: if David is not in sandwich: say "This sandwich looks pretty good. But, there's not enough meat in it for your tastes~ It's still missing something..."; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in sandwich: say "Taking the sandwich between your hands, you lift it up, looking at the tiny ingredient peeking out nervously at you. His eyes look enormous, the main thing you can see staring out at you from beneath the lettuce. He looks so cute, you almost can't bear to eat him. Almost~ Opening wide, you don't hesitate to take a large bite. You hear David let out a small squeak of terror before he's shunted into your mouth, now squished between not only the bread, but your tongue as well~"; move David to mouth; move sandwich to mouth; continue the action; After gulping sandwich: if sandwich is not in mouth: say "Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?"; stop the action; otherwise: say "Well, you can only hold soggy bread in your mouth for so long, even if David is there too. He tasted pretty good in there though. The additional ingredients really helped make his flavor pop~ Giving him a last little chew, you start to swallow. He must be able to tell what you're doing, because you feel his tiny hands trying desperately to cling to your tongue. It doesn't do anything to help though, as you slide him effortlessly to the back of your mouth, and gulp him down like nothing. You feel him slide down your throat, shuttled down a long and slimy path to his new home~ Well, temporary home, at least. Letting out a small burp, you lick your lips. Delicious~"; move sandwich to stomach; move David to stomach; continue the action; After taking pizza: say "Today feels like a pizza sort of day. It's a deep dish pizza, gooey cheese dotted with greasy slices of pepperoni- a guilty pleasure for a devious guy like yourself~" After inserting David into pizza: say " Plucking up David, you toss him onto the slice of pizza lightly, watching his little limbs flail for a second before he lands facefirst in the deep cheese. It's so gooey and melty, he sinks right in- and as he tries to push himself up, he only finds himself sinking deeper, strings of cheese clinging to his arms and trapping him in place. His glasses fogged up by the steam rising from it, he looks up at you in dismay. 'Robiiiiiin! The grease from this is going to ruin my sweater!' He all but wails. You snort. 'Jeez, David... Priorities much?' You chuckle, and he seems to shrink down a bit. 'You've got a lot more to worry about than a bit of grease~'" Instead of eating pizza: if David is not in pizza: say "The pizza is tempting, but you're craving a rather specific topping... Maybe you should add that before chowing down."; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in pizza: say "Lifting up the pizza, you look at the tiny geek embedded in the cheese. He's huddled amongst the pepperoni, having given up trying to fight against his gooey prison, and looking rather exhausted for it. He's way too cute like this, all despondent, watching you with those big, pleading eyes~ He really shouldn't be so surprised that you want to eat him, when he goes around looking so cute. 'Aaaah~' You tease, slowly easing the slice into your mouth. You see his eyes widen a bit, before he slides out of view, and you take a large bite. You stifle a content noise as you feel David squish between your tongue and the roof of your mouth, still imprisoned in his cheesy confines as you start to enjoy him."; move David to mouth; move pizza to mouth; continue the action; After gulping pizza: if pizza is not in mouth: say "Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?"; stop the action; otherwise: say "Scraping the cheese-covered David off the roof of your mouth, you swish him around a couple of times, before you prepare to swallow. David has been worn out from fighting against all that cheese, so he lays rather limply against your tongue, his breathing haggard and his squirms almost unnoticeable. Aw. You're a little disappointed. But, a weak David is still a cute one, and he still tastes as good as usual~ With a satisfied gulp, you swallow him down, feeling him slide away without a fight. You think you hear him whimper slightly, before he slips away, but it might have been your imagination. You trace his descent down your esophagus with a finger, smirking in satisfaction as you feel him plop out into your stomach. Mmm mmm~"; move pizza to stomach; move pizza to stomach; continue the action; After taking icecream: say "Wow, they're serving icecream today? Well, you're not one to say no to free dessert~ And besides, if you wait til after lunch to eat it, it's gonna be melty, right? Or the others will have already gotten all of it. So, you snag yourself a bowl and find a seat." After inserting David into icecream: say "Plucking David up, you give him a smirk, looking at your icecream. It's just plain vanilla, so of course, you need a nice topping to liven it up a little~ Surely David understands, right? You push him down into the icecream, until only his little squirming head is sticking out. As expected, he lets out a wail. 'Robiiiiin! Th-This is s-s0, c-c-cooooold!' He whines, shivering. You snort. 'Yeah? What'd you expect? It's icecream. Now be a good sprinkle and hush~' You lick your lips." Instead of eating icecream: if David is not in icecream: say "You're all for having dessert first, but is it even worth it without your favorite topping?"; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in icecream: say "Well, enough admiring your treat. You don't want it melting all over the place. Taking your spoon, you scoop up a nice mouthful- with your favorite little mouthful included, of course~ David is squirming all the while, trying desperately to escape, but finding no success. As he passes your lips, you hear him squeak, and you close your mouth around the spoon, scraping the icecream off with your tongue as you pull the utensil back out. The icecream quickly melts in the heat of your mouth, while David wriggles. After being trapped in the cold, he seems somewhat placid in the warmth, as if he's content to warm himself up for a moment."; move David to mouth; move icecream to mouth; continue the action; After gulping icecream: if icecream is not in mouth: say "Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?"; stop the action; otherwise: say "David seems a bit too comfortable in there, letting himself get warmed back up after his icecream prison. And you can't have that~ This isn't supposed to be a vacation, after all! With a flick of your tongue, you send the little sprinkle sailing toward the back of your mouth. He lets out a startled cry, but doesn't even have time to collect himself before you gulp him. He still tastes sweet from the icecream, and you shudder with delight as he slides down your throat, disappearing deep inside you without any meaningful resistance. You feel him plop down into your stomach, and you give it a pat, content."; move icecream to stomach; move David to stomach; continue the action; Instead of eating David: say "As nice a topping as David makes, sometimes it's nice to just stick to the basics~ Why ruin his natural flavor by sticking him in something else? Licking your lips, you dangle David over your mouth, opening wide. His tiny limbs flail as he tries and fails to grab onto your fingers, in hopes of clinging to them for dear life- but you let him drop before he has a fighting chance. He lets out a shrill, terrified little 'eep!' as he falls, only to land on your tongue with a splat. Lightning quick, you snap your jaws shut, not even leaving a second for him to try and escape. You can feel him squirming around in there already, trying to fight your teeth and tongue in an attempt to get out. Heh~ He was pretty feisty, for a green bean~"; move David to mouth; After gulping David: if David is not in mouth: say "You're getting a bit ahead of yourself, aren't you?"; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in mouth: say "Having teased David's clothes off with your tongue already, and gotten a good taste of him, you decide you've had enough playtime. The point of food is to eat it, after all~ Tilting your head back slightly, you feign a yawn, allowing your mouth to open just enough for David to get a little glimpse of the outside world. You feel him squirm, desperately attempting to scale your tongue- but with a push of your tongue and a large gulp, he's forced down into your throat. You feel the small, tight lump descend down your esophagus, squirming weakly in the cramped space. You shudder slightly, delighted by the sensation. It feels strangely good, especially knowing that it's David in there, traveling down where he belongs~ You can feel it as he's squeezed out into your stomach, rolling around down inside. You give it a pat, pleased. Now that's what you call a good lunch~"; move David to stomach; continue the action; After digesting David: if David is not in stomach: say "You can't exactly do that to something that isn't in your stomach, y'know?"; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in stomach: say "You let out a belch, the air from your stomach escaping, leaving it to tighten around David. You can feel it hugging his tiny form, as he weakly tries to squirm, unable to fight the muscles in your stomach. You press your hand to it, feeling his tiny body, rubbing at it with your thumb. You think you can hear him whimper slightly, murmuring his usual squeaks of protest as you knead him. Your stomach is gurgling softly, and you feel it beginning to churn. Soon, David won't be anything but mush~ Usually you would let him out by now, but... nah~ He's definitely food at this point, and why would you waste a perfectly good snack? David seems to have realized that he won't be getting out, because his feeble squirms become juuuuust a bit more determined- before he inevitably gives up, accepting his fate. Good~ Being Robin Snacks is way better than whatever sad little life he was leading before, anyway~ There's a little squish, and your stomach is much softer, as you knead at David's mushy form. Looks like the acids got to him already... A strange feeling of euphoria spreads out from your stomach at the realization, David's energy already making its way through you. Who would've thought the little geek would turn out so useful~"; Now David is digested; continue the action; The hallway is a room. The hallway is north of the cafeteria. "A long hallway with plenty of lockers. Since everyone is at lunch, it's pretty quiet here." A trashcan is a container. A trashcan is fixed in place in the hallway. After inserting David into trashcan: if David is in stomach: say "You really don't feel like throwing him up just to throw him out."; stop the action; otherwise: say "[if David is not in shoe and David is not in underwear and David is not in mouth]You decide that David isn't worth eating after all, and toss him into the trash~ He lets out a peal of terror as he sails through the air, before disappearing into the dark maw of the trashcan. You feel strangely pleased with yourself, as you walk off whistling, satisfied with your decision. Maybe he'll wind up composted, or eaten by a seagull at the dump~[end if][if David is in mouth]As you walk by the trash can, you decide you've gotten as much out of David as you're going to. Scraping him up from your mouth like a used piece of gum, you spit him out into the trash as you pass. You keep walking, but a small smirk tugs at your lips as you hear his shocked squeal as he's sent flying into the trash. Hopefully he enjoys his new home~[end if][if David is in shoe or David is in underwear]You frown, as you reach down to remove David from where you've been carrying him. He's gotta be super gross and sweaty now, right? You hadn't thought about that... There's no way you can eat him now. With a shrug, you toss him into the trash, and he lets out a yelp of surprise, before disappearing into the garbage. You peek down at him, seeing him lying dizzily amongst the crumpled balls of paper and empty snack wrappers. Smirking, you give him a little salute, and off you go~[end if]"; end the story; continue the action; The bathroom is a room. The bathroom is east of the hallway. "The boy's bathroom. About as gross as it gets, but what're you gonna do?" The stall is a room. The stall is east of the bathroom. "A more private place to do your business." A toilet is a container. A toilet is fixed in place in the stall. After disposing of David: if player is not in stall: say "Yeaaaaaah. Even you aren't gonna take a shit in the halls. Better go to a bathroom stall if you're ready to let David out."; stop the action; otherwise: say "Your bowels are telling you that David has made his way to the other side, and he's ready to come out. Sitting down on the toilet, you take a deep breath, and begin the process of releasing your captive.[if David is digested]It's a tight feeling, and slightly uncomfortable, but as David reaches the exit, you can't help but feel a strange sort of satisfaction. He slides out without too much trouble, plopping down behind you, and you let out a sigh of contentment as you finish up, turning to look at your work. Heh. Ew~ He looks pretty nasty now, nothing but a little turd~ Still, it was David, so you suppose in some way he's still kind of cute. But he'll be much better off in the septic tank now~[end if][if David is undigested]You can feel him still squirming in your bowels, and it feels like he's trying to crawl along to get out faster. You're not sure what he's so excited about, though- the finish line isn't going to be very exciting~ With a squeeze, you feel what must be his head pop out, as he lets out a small but audible gasp. With a bit more determined squeezing, you release him, and he lets out a yelp before plopping down into the toilet. 'R-Robinnnnnnnnn-!' He shrieks in dismay. You snicker, sitting up and glancing back at him. What a weird looking little poop~[end if]"; move David to toilet; continue the action; Flushing is an action applying to one thing. Understand "flush [something]" as flushing. After flushing David: if David is not in toilet: say "Eh? What're you talking about?"; stop the action; otherwise: if David is in toilet: say "[if David is digested]Looking at the sad little turd floating in the toilet, you give it a nod of appreciation, and farewell. David may have been a little dweeb, but he was a cute one, and a good snack too. You're grateful for his services to your stomach~ Satisfied with your day, you flush the toilet, sending what's left of David swirling away. In an instant, he's disappeared, washed far away from sight and mind~ Whistling to yourself, you head off, already forgetting about your cute little snack~[end if][if David is undigested]You look down at the useless little dweeb treading water in the toilet, trying not to snicker. Man, he looks pretty stupid down in there, all disheveled~ 'R-Robin! Get me out of here this instant!' He demands. You chuckle. Since when have you ever taken orders from this guy? But, you suppose you can humor him just this once~ 'If you say so, Davey~' You smirk, reaching for the toilet's handle. David's eyes widen. 'W-W-Wait! Robin-!' He cries- but it's too late. You've already sent him swirling, and with one final, indiscernible shriek, he disappears down the toilet. You snicker to yourself now, utterly amused with your own joke- even more so with the finality of it. Poor little David~ If only he'd known what was coming~ Ah well, you suppose he's learned his lesson, whatever it was. Whistling to yourself, you head off on your merry way, already forgetting about your useless little toy~[end if]"; end the story; continue the action; After playing with David: say "[if David is not in a container]You hold David in your hand, closing it around him like a fist, and use your thumb to ruffle his hair. You nearly knock his glasses off, causing him to wail in protest, squirming as he tries to get them back in the right position. It tickles your hand, and you try not to giggle.[end if][if David is in sandwich and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You squeeze David a bit, pinning him in place more firmly. You feel him squirm in protest~[end if][if David is in icecream and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You tap David's head lightly with your spoon, watching in amusement as he squirms.[end if][if David is in pizza and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You push down on David with your finger, sinking him deeper into the cheese, until he's practically invisible. You think you can hear him squeaking, but it's impossible to tell~[end if][if David is in mouth]You press David to the roof of your mouth, plastering him in place with your tongue as you suckle on him to your heart's content~[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]You squeeze at where you feel David, and feel him squirm back at you- so you squeeze him again, prodding him about until you get bored.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]You prod at the pudge that was once David, amused by how it squishes under your finger~[end if][if David is in shoe]You press down on David a bit, before rolling him back and forth under your foot. 'How about a massage?' You inquire, teasingly. All you get back is a muffled squeak in response.[end if][if David is in underwear]You cross your legs, squeezing David between them firmly. It makes you shudder, and you have to sit down for a second.[end if]" after teasing David: say "[if David is not in a container]You ask David what he'd like to be paired with for lunch. He looks up at you gloomily, and informs you he'd rather not be paired with anything. Looks like it's your choice then~[end if][if David is in sandwich and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You tell David he's the cutest piece of bacon you've ever seen~ He doesn't seem amused by the compliment- but he does blush.[end if][if David is in icecream and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You drop a couple of sprinkles on David's head, and ask him if he'd have rather been in a cone. He pouts at you cutely.[end if][if David is in pizza and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You tell David you'll have to tip the pizza delivery guy extra for this topping~[end if][if David is in mouth]You roll David around on your tongue, pressing him from side to side and swishing him around like a piece of candy. You can practically see the way his eyes swirl as he whines for you to stop.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]You ask David if he's ready to become your poop~ There's a sudden flurry of movement in your stomach, and you snicker.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]You ask David why he was so eager to melt away in your stomach, and give your new chub a squish. The only response is a gurgle.[end if][if David is in shoe]You ask David how he feels about becoming a permanent insole. You have to stifle your giggles as he squirms in protest, tickling your foot.[end if][if David is in underwear]You're not sure there's anything you can say that will be more embarrassing than the position David is already in~[end if][if David is in toilet and David is undigested]You tell David he looks right at home there~ He screeches at you to get him out immediately.[end if][if David is in toilet and David is digested]You tell David he makes a very cute piece of poop~ You take his silent bobbing as gratitude~[end if]" after churning David: say "[if David is not in stomach and David is not in mouth and David is not in toilet]Can't exactly do that yet, now can you?[end if][if David is in mouth]Soon~ But there's one more step before you can get to that.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]Your stomach churns around David, and you can feel him shift about inside as he tries to somehow avoid the sloshing acids. He whimpers softly, and you feel a small shudder run through you, as your body craves to digest him. Soon enough, it'll get what it wants~[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]Your stomach churns noisily, working through what little is left of your precious snack. It didn't take very long to digest David, but you enjoy listening to the gurgling aftermath almost as much as feeling him squirm frantically~[end if][if David is in toilet and David is undigested]Well, that ship has pretty much sailed, don't y'think?[end if][if David is in toilet and David is digested]Done and done~[end if]" after licking David: say "[if David is not in a container]Holding David like a piece of candy, you give him a nice, long lick. He splutters as your tongue runs over his face, and wipes off his glasses, looking at you crossly. 'Robin! Enough fooling around! Someone will see you.' He scolds you. You lick him again.[end if][if David is in sandwich and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You stick the tip of your tongue out and press it to David's face, giving it a teeny lick. As you pull away, you can see his eyes scrunched close, a deep blush on his face.[end if][if David is in icecream and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]Using your spoon to take out a big scoop, you lick the chunk of icecream, along with David. He splutters in surprise, and squirms a bit, while you lick your lips. The icecream only adds to his flavor...[end if][if David is in pizza and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You run your tongue along David's back, managing to slop more grease over him. He tastes so good like this... You can't wait to eat him.[end if][if David is in mouth]With David trapped in your mouth, you are able to lick him thoroughly and mercilessly~ Using your tongue to remove his clothes, you leave no nook or cranny unexplored, as you taste the little morsel- delighting in his squeaks and squirms all the while.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]It's a bit late for that. That's what landed him in your stomach, isn't it?[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]That ship has long sailed~[end if]" after nibbling David: say "[if David is not in a container]Plucking David up by his sweater, you put him to your mouth and nibble on him gently. He tastes just a little tangy, and your mouth waters. He squirms, trying to push himself away from your face.[end if][if David is in sandwich and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You nibble at the edges of the bread, teeth treading dangerously close to David. You feel him attempt to pull away, but your grip on the sandwich is too tight, and your teeth brush up against him gently~[end if][if David is in icecream and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You lean down and give the top of David's head a little nibble, messing up his hair. All he can do is look up at you with a pout, unable to move enough to protest.[end if][if David is in pizza and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You nibble at your pizza, trying to get close to the topping you most crave, but he's too dead center to get at without taking a bite...[end if][if David is in mouth]You press your teeth down on David lightly, nibbling him delicately. He lets out the softest squeak, pleading you to be careful, but you have no intentions of crunching him. You might like the taste of David, but you're not really into the taste of his blood.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]Too late for that.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]Way too late for that~[end if][if David is in shoe]Can't reach him down there.[end if][if David is in underwear]Can't reach him down there.[end if]" after poking David: say "[if David is not in a container]You prod David's chest with your finger, eliciting a soft 'oof' from him as he tried to keep his balance.[end if][if David is in sandwich and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You boop David's face, and he sneezes cutely. You tell him not to get snot in your sandwich.[end if][if David is in icecream and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You poke the top of David's head, pushing him down deeper into the icecream~[end if][if David is in pizza and David is not in mouth and David is not in stomach]You poke David, pushing him deeper into the cheese, until he disappears from sight~[end if][if David is in mouth]You poke and prod at David with your tongue, eliciting stifled giggles from him.[end if][if David is in stomach and David is undigested]You poke at your stomach, feeling where David's tiny body is so you can pin him in place~[end if][if David is in stomach and David is digested]You poke at your pudge, pleased to know it's all that's left of David~[end if][if David is in shoe]You try and poke David with your toe. You're not sure if you succeed.[end if][if David is in underwear]When no one is looking in your direction, you poke the little bulge that David makes, shuddering in delight as he's pressed more firmly into your crotch.[end if][if David is in toilet and David is undigested]You'd rather not right now.[end if][if David is in toilet and David is digested]Mm, nah. You'd rather not touch poop.[end if]" instead of kissing David: say "You give David a delicate little smooch on the face. W-Wait, why did you do that?!"
