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Picture of Jim Davidson
by
Hotrod McCaughan
Played 1,786 times
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Kitchen is a room. "You are in your kitchen." Here is a picture. Picture is an object. "You're looking at a picture of sexist comedian Jim Davidson. God, you really just want to piss on it." Understand "piss on [something]" as pissing. Pissing is an action applying to one visible thing. Instead of examining picture: say "A photograph of sexist comedian Jim Davidson. He looks particularly rotten." Instead of taking picture: say "You don't want to take this, seriously." after pissing picture: say "Good job, that picture really needed a good pissing and you sorted it right out. I'll tell you what though, looks to me a bit like you need a shit." Understand "shit on [something]" as shitting. Shitting is an action applying to one visible thing. after shitting picture: say "That's amazing, thank you."; end the game in victory
