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The WynMill
by
K
Played 1,518 times
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"GOOD MORNING" The Parking Lot is south of The Office. "[if the Parking Lot is unvisited]You are standing in the parking lot behind the WynMill, your workplace. You need to go inside to work.[end if][if the Parking Lot is visited]You are in the parking lot behind work. The office is to the north. The road to the highway is east. [end if]" Player is carrying a piece of rose quartz. Description of rose quartz is "A gemstone with a loving vibration." Include Rideable Vehicles by Graham Nelson. Rick's Car is fixed in place in The Parking Lot. Your Car is a rideable vehicle in The Parking Lot. The description of Your Car is "This is your Honda. You are pretty used to it. To get in, say 'Get in my car.' to exit, say 'get off my car'." The description of Rick's Car is "Rick's red Alero. That asshole always gets a better parking spot than you do." The Office is south of the lobby. "[if the Office is unvisited]You walk up the stairs to your office. Many co-workers greet you on your way through. You make your way to your desk.[end if][if The Office is visited]You are at your desk. The parking lot is South. [end if]" The computer is fixed in place in The Office. The description of the computer is "A pretty decent computer that you use to do your work. You decide to work for a half hour. You finish the job you picked out. This sucks. Why don't you just... leave for the day?" Tammie is a woman in The Office. The description of Tammie is "A lady you've worked with for years. She is gabbing about something, you're not really listening." The Highway is east of The Parking Lot. Instead of going to The Highway when the player is not on the Your Car: say "It's not gonna be a pleasant walk. You should take your car." After going to The Highway: say "You put your key in, and get going."; continue the action. The description of The Highway is "[if The Highway is unvisited]You are hillarious! You are supposed to be at work. Oh well, screw it. To hell with heading back, now. Home is North. Deluxe is West. Uncertain adventure is East. [end if][if The Highway is visited]Home is North. Deluxe is West. Uncertain Adventure is East.[end if]" Instead of going to Deluxe when the player is not on the Your Car: say "It's not gonna be a pleasant walk. You should take your car." After going to Deluxe: say "You get your drive on."; continue the action. Instead of going to Uncertain Adventure when the player is not on the Your Car: say "It's not gonna be a pleasant walk. You should take your car." After going to Uncertain Adventure: say "You get your drive on."; continue the action. Home is north of The Highway. Deluxe is west of The Highway. Uncertain Adventure is east of The Highway. Instead of going to The Hallway when the player is on the Your Car: say "What are you going to do, drive the car through the wall?" After going to The Parking Lot: say "You leave the car outside where it belongs, and go indoors."; continue the action. The description of Home is "This is where you live. There is a grassy lawn and a door going inside. The the entrance is N." The hallway is north of home. The description of The Hallway is "This is the hallway to your apartment. Your apartment is North. Your neighbor's apartment is East. The exit is south." Neighbor's apartment is east of hallway. The description of Neighbor's Apartment is "[if neighbor's apartment is unvisited]This is your neighbor's apartment. Do you think she meant to leave the door unlocked? Should you even be in here? [end if][if neighbor's apartment is visited] This is your neighbor's apartment. It's pretty pervy for you to still be here, but you clearly don't care." Naked Lady is a woman in Neighbor's Apartment. Description of Naked Lady is "This lady is naked, folding laundry, and listening to her ipod. She doesn't seem to notice you. You should probably get out of here before she notices." The desk is in neighbor's apartment. The drawer is part of the desk. The drawer is a closed openable container. In the drawer is a cookie and a notepad. The cookie is edible. Description of cookie is "This cookie looks nasty. Don't eat it, it's really moldy." After eating the cookie: say "You eat the cookie. I fucking told you not to eat that. You start vomiting violently, spasming, the naked lady freaks out. She's trying to cover her boobs and get her gun at the same time. She shoots herself in the boob by mistake. Then she shoots you in her confusion. You are shot, so is your neighbor, and you are dying of cookie poisoning. Nice work, idiot."; end the game in death. Description of notepad is "This notepad has a poem written on it. 'Your face is like a ray of sun... beautiful to everyone... blah blah, love poem.'" Your Apartment is north of hallway. Description of your apartment is "[if your apartment is unvisited]You enter your apartment. The closet containing your clothes is North.[end if][if your apartment is visited] You're in your apartment. You're pretty used to it. Your closet is north.[end if]" Vinny is a woman in your apartment. Description of Vinny is "A little silver kitty, who is meowing a lot. And being a bit of a bitch." Angel is a woman in your apartment. Description of Angel is "A little fluffy white kitty who is just sitting there, looking majestic." The closet door is a closed, locked, openable door. It is scenery. The closet door is north of your apartment and south of Clothes Closet. The description of the closet door is "The door to your closet." The button is a device in your apartment. The button is switched off. The button is fixed in place. The description of the button is "A big, red, round button that can be used to open the closet. Who the hell installed this thing?" Instead of pushing a button: try switching on the button. Carry out switching on the button: now the closet is open; say "The closet is open! Now you can change, if you want." Clothes Closet is north of closet door. Description of clothes closet is "This is your closet of clothes. Boy clothes." Dressy Shirt is a wearable object in clothes closet. Dressy Pants is a wearable object in clothes closet. Deluxe is west of highway. Description of Deluxe is "[if deluxe is unvisited]Deluxe fish and chips. Looks like somebody forgot their order on the table. [end if][if deluxe is visited] You can feel the judgemental stares of thousands of dead chickens as you stand in this establishment.[end if]" Bag of Chicken is an object in Deluxe. Description of bag of chicken is "This bag of chicken was left behind by a patron. No sense in letting it go to waste, even if it is a bag of spiced corpses." Bag of chicken is edible. After eating the bag of chicken: say "You eat the chicken. Instantly, three thousand chicken ghosts and skeletons swarm the establishment and peck your flesh off. You die. You deserved it."; end the game in death. Description of Uncertain Adventure is "You head off to an uncertain adventure. [if player is not wearing dressy shirt]You feel underdressed.[end if][if player is wearing dressy shirt]You feel handsome.[end if] Something inside you knows that the real adventure is further east." Instead of going to Real adventure when the player is not on the Your Car: say "Do you plan on leaving your car here?" After going to Real Adventure: say "You drive further."; continue the action. Real adventure is east of Uncertain Adventure. Description of Real Adventure is "You arrive at a beautiful cabin you've never seen before. You see a woman sitting on a porch." Liv is a woman in Real Adventure. Description of Liv is "Holy shit, it's Liv Tyler. [if player is wearing dressy shirt] She looks like she feels unloved. If only someone would write her a beautiful love poem.[end if][if player is not wearing dressy shirt]You look like a hobo. You should go home and change before she sees you.[end if]" Instead of showing the rose quartz to Liv: say "'Whaaat. This is a rock.'" instead of showing the notepad to Liv: say "'[if player is wearing dressy shirt] I can't believe this is really happening. I am so in love with you. You are the man of my dreams. Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers. Then get married and have a hundred babies. I love you.[end if]" ; end the game in victory;