His vacation (wip) by Magic Man

His vacation (wip)

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"His Vacation"

The Feast is a room. The description of The Feast is 
"[If The Feast is unvisited]'Welcome to the deceptively verdant mind of the Emperor Pelagius III. That's right! You're in the head of a dead, homicidally insane monarch.'

'What? Wh-... Why would you take a vacation in someone's brain?'

'*Mind.* Very different things. If this were a brain, it'd be awfully meaty and pink and gooey.'

'I hate that word.'

'Mind?'

'*Gooey.*'

'Ah. Well, I couldn't imagine why!'

'Enough of that. You've been fooling around for far too long, Mad God. Your followers have begun converting to my worship.'

'And this displeases you how?'

'I do not appreciate the raving madmen running amok under my name.'

'Aww. That's too bad. You could use a little excitement.'

You consider asserting further, but it feels like a losing battle. Sheogorath takes a bite from a colossal cheese wheel, rambling on with bits flying from his mouth every few syllables.

You've got to find a way to steal the Mad God from his vacation.[end if][if The Feast is visited]The enormous table is adorned with a feast ranging from delightful confections to bizarre monstrosities.[end if]"

Sheogorath is a man in The Feast. 
Understand "Sheo" as Sheogorath.
The description of Sheogorath is "You haven't the faintest clue as to why it insists on appearing with the likeness of a mortal.

Irony, perhaps? You can appreciate irony, but not in this instance. He looks ridiculous.

The Mad God can be mad without being a nuisance to the others. Or, at least, that's what you wish. It appears he is utterly incapable of taking anything seriously.

Even your visit, it seems."

Chastising is an action applying to one thing. Understand "Chastise [someone]", "Yell at [someone]", "Holler at [someone]", and "Argue with [someone]" as chastising.
Instead of chastising Sheogorath:
	say "[one of]'This is ridiculous, Sheogorath!'

He merely flashes a knowing look as he reaches for another sweetroll, leaving you seething.[or]'You're being childish.'

'You're being a bore!'

This is fruitless...[or]'Stop this nonsense!'

'Bah! You're spoiling my vacation! I ought to keep this ball rolling for *at least* a millennium.'

You would tear your hair out if you had any. You consider tearing *his* hair out, but that sort of thoughtless violence is beneath you.'[at random]"

The table is fixed in place in the Feast. It is scenery. The description of the table is "This would almost be appetizing if half of the feast weren't wriggling. There is an ungodly amount of cheese."

The cheese wheel is edible. The cheese wheel is on the table. The description of the cheese wheel is "A big honkin wheel of sharp cheddar. It smells good."