Euphoria by Mathbrush

Euphoria

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The story genre is "Sci fi". The story headline is "A euphoric message board". The story description is "Some fun in the IF world." The story creation year is 2016.

When play begins:
 say "Welcome to euphoria chat."

Euphoria is a room.

Bruno is a person. Bruno is in Euphoria.

emshort is a person. emshort is in Euphoria.

Caleb is a person. Caleb is in Euphoria.

catacalypto is a person. catacalypto is in Euphoria.

Dylan is a person. Dylan is in Euphoria.

greenie is a person. greenie is in Euphoria.

CMG is a person. CMG is in Euphoria.

GD is a person. GD is in Euphoria. The printed name of GD is ":greenduck:"

Jabberwocky is a person. Jabberwocky is in Euphoria.

jojo is a person. jojo is in Euphoria. 

katherine is a person. katherine is in Euphoria. The description of katherine is "An intelligent, vibrant woman, a well-known music critic and pioneer of ambitious and successful IF projects."

logan is a person. logan is in Euphoria.

mathbrush is a person. math brush is in Euphoria.

PhantomWilliams is a person. PhantomWilliams is in Euphoria.

furkle is a person. furkle is in Euphoria.

Robin is a person. Robin is in Euphoria.

Ruber Eaglenest is a person. Ruber Eaglenest is in Euphoria.

verityvirtue is a person. verityvirtue is in Euphoria.

NewTopic is some text that varies. NewTopic is "[one of]Hamilton[or]April Fool's[or]IFDB[or]IFComp[or]Euphoria[or]cake[or]parser[or]choice[or]Harlowe[or]Choicescript[or]censorship[or]reddit[or]rare pepe[or]Infocom degradation[or]procgen[or]conference[or]meetup[or]Trump[at random]";

Stuff is some text that varies. Stuff is "Twitter".

Adjective is some text that varies. Adjective is "[one of]exhausting[or]petty[or]doubtful[or]horrible[or]wonderful[or]exciting[or]frightening[or]inspirational[or]overrated[at random]";

thatplace is some text that varies. thatplace is "[one of]London[or]San Francisco[or]NYC[at random]."

abouting is an action out of world. Understand "about" as abouting.

Carry out abouting:
	say "An April Fool's game for the users of Euphoria's if room.";

Every turn:
	repeat with current running through people in Euphoria:
		if a random chance of 1 in 10 succeeds:
			if current is Bruno:
				now stuff is "capitalism";
			otherwise:
				if a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds:
					now stuff is NewTopic;
			say "[current]: [one of]I'm cooking right now, and it's turning out to be pretty [adjective].[or]You know, I really think that [stuff] is [adjective] right now.[or]I could really use some help with [stuff].[or]I've had a really [adjective] day and wanted to tell you guys about it.[or]Hey, [a random person in Euphoria], are you going to the meet up at [thatplace]?[or]I can't believe that someone posted about this [adjective] [stuff] on twitter.[or]Hey guys, I just made a new game![or]By the way, congratulations [a random person in Euphoria]![or]:thumb_up:[or]100[or]lol[or]Hey, greenie, I have an idea for a new feature[or]I miss Mai Mai.[at random][line break]";