Ernie Dingo: The Interactive Experience by pat

Ernie Dingo: The Interactive Experience

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"Ernie Dingo: The Interactive Experience" by Pat Wilson

The Bedroom is a room. "You find yourself in Ernie Dingo's bedroom. You can't remember how you came to be here. Your palms feel sticky. Ernie's bed looks messy. There is a strange brown stain on the sheets. You feel nervous and unwelcome.  Ernie himself does not seem to be here. The Bathroom is north of here. The Loungeroom is south of here"

A handwritten note is in the Bedroom. The description is "It is a note from Ernie.  It reads 'Please do not touch any of my stuff. I like my stuff very much and I will know if you touch anything. I am serious about this - don't mess with me. Ernie'."

A sense of shame is in the Bedroom. The description is "This is the horrible feeling that you have done something you might regret. It has something to do with your sticky palms and the stains on the sheets. It makes you uneasy."

The Bathroom is north of the Bedroom. "The Bathroom smells to high heaven. There is a porcelain sink filled with faeces. The floor is splatter with vomit. The toilet is quietly overflowing onto the floor. Something is blocking the toilet. The Bedroom is to the south."

A toothbrush is in the Bathroom. The description is "This is Ernie Dingo's toothbrush."

A can of deodorant is in the Bathroom. The description is "This is Ernie Dingo's deodorant. It is of the 'Lynx Inca' variety."

A fleeting memory is in the Bathroom. The description is "This is a fleeting memory which haunts you from the recesses of your mind. You can't quite grasp what it means. Maybe you are in denial."

A toilet is a container in the Bathroom. The description is "On closer inspection the toilet bowl has been blocked by the corpse of a small mammal. The corpse looks unappealling."

A corpse is in the toilet. It is edible. The description is "You think it's a possum. It looks disgusting. You could probably eat it, but only if Ernie gave you permission."

Instead of eating the corpse:
	end the game saying "Why would you possibly want to do that? You bite into the disgusting flesh and feel sick. You gag on the small mammal. At that moment Ernie enters the room. 'Why are you eating my pet possum?' says Ernie."
	
The Kitchen is south of the Bedroom. "The Kitchen is in quite a mess. There is a window looking out into the yard. Through the window you can see a pile of rubbish which is smouldering. There is a kitchen table in middle of the room. On the kitchen table is a fruit bowl. Inside the fruit bowl is a soiled Logie award."

A knife is in the Kitchen. The description is "This is Ernie Dingo's knife. He uses it to prepare meals in the Kitchen. It is thankfully clean."

A spoon is in the Kitchen. The description is "This is Ernie Dingo's spoon. You get the feeling he doesn't use it to eat with. It is covered with residue."

A fruit bowl is a container in the Kitchen. The description is "This is an antique dish that Ernie's grandmother gave to him. It would normally contain fresh fruit. At the moment it contains a soiled Logie award."

A logie award is in the fruit bowl. The description is "This is a coveted award bestowed upon the cream of the crop when it comes to Australia's marvellous acting and performing talents. It is smeared with a brown substance."

Instead of taking the logie award:
	end the game saying "You cautiously grip the Logie award - full well knowing that your acting and television presenting talents are far too modest to gain such an award yourself. You pick up the Logie award. Your hand trembles as you hold the Logie award. At that moment Ernie enters the room. 'What are you doing with my Logie award?' asks Ernie."