My New Game by Daniel Xu

My New Game

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procedural rule: ignore the block giving rule.
The block giving rule is not listed in the check giving it to rules.


You sleep soundly is a room. "HEY WAKE UP, stop dreaming and try to do something productive today. Just go east I guess".

There is a sign in you sleep soundly. A sign is a closed openable container. "There is a sign." Inside the sign is a portal key.

the description of the sign is " Who would try to open a sign?"

Your bedroom is a room.  Your bedroom is east of you sleep soundly."You slowly open your eyes, the dim sunlight penetrates through the dust and your curtains. You are John Smith a lazy 32-year-old man who is terribly out of shape. You seem to enjoy Japanese culture WAY too much as shown by your choice of posters.  You live in your Mom's house but since it is Friday your Mom has just left for work. You slowly rub your eyes open and see that it is already 12:13 Pm. You carefully get out of your creaky tiny bed and look around at your walls, plastered with old yellow posters."

Old yellow posters are in the room. "It would be best not to describe what is happening to these anime girls on your posters"

Your closet is in your bedroom. "Your closet is leaking clothes, displaying your anime merchandise for anyone who dares enter your Den. As you stare at your closet, you can't help but feel hungry. You think that you should put on some clothes but the condition of your clothes suggests that you might be better off going naked" 

Your closet is a closed openable container. In Your closet is a gross shirt and some stinky socks and gloves

a gross shirt is wearable. a pocket is a container. a pocket is part of a gross shirt. inside a pocket is a strange key

every turn:
if the player is wearing a gross shirt
begin;
say "this shirt wants to make you puke, but for some reason you feel that you should keep this on, maybe it will prove useful later. Anyways they don't seem to be as bad as your socks."; end if.

stinky socks are wearable 

every turn:
if the player is wearing socks
begin;
say "you start to feel very itchy with a pain surging through your body, you knew you should not have worn these disgusting socks.";
end the story saying  "all you can feel is your socks consuming you, as you hit the ground, do your laundry kids."; end if.

the bedroom door is a closed door.

the bedroom door is east of your bedroom. 

the kitchen is east of the bedroom door ."The kitchen seems to be an alternate reality compared to your room. The table tops are wiped and clean. Everything is organized and brightly lit. All this, of course, was done by your Mom. She has been cleaning up your messes in the kitchen since your father stopped doing it in grade 5."

The fridge is a locked openable container. "This large stainless steel fridge belongs to your Mom. All she keeps in there are vegan foods that provide a healthy diet for her own a daily basis. Naturally, all of this is unedible for you." Healthy vegetables and herbs are in the fridge.

Your personal fridge has matching key strange key. "Your Mom bought you your own fridge because she was tired of seeing all the junk food you bought from the supermarket. Today however, it has a grand purpose: Protecting your sandwich. Yesterday, you created the most perfect sandwich known to man and you can't wait to eat it.". Inside your personal fridge is a letter.

A letter has the description " It is I, the great Sandwitch, and I have stolen your sandwich and cast it's ingredients across the world and into the depths of hell! The only way you could possibly find these places would be if you had some sort of portal room with a portal key that would instanly take you to all these places. IN YOUR DREAMS! Anyways the puzzles and enemies guarding the Sandwich ingredients would be far too hard for you to breach. "

"After learning that your sandwich got stolen, you began to pout, kicking things over, and acting like a child. You realise that there now is a door to the east of you that is called the portal door. If only you could find the key"
 
the portal door is a locked door. 

the portal door is east of the kitchen

the portal key unlocks the portal door.

East of the portal door is the Ferryland Iceberg. "You look around to where the portal has taken you. Though it is a bit foggy in your mind, you think back to the presentation you made on icebergs in grade 5. You were crying for some reason... Anyways you find yourself standing on a large chunk of ice floating around the small town of Ferryland, St. John, Newfoundland. The crisp cold air burns into your skin, If you are to find this food item, you better go fast."

Translucent ice is in the Ferryland Iceberg. The description of the translucent ice is "you peer through the translucent ice, you see some lettuce. That must be the iceberg lettuce you used for your burger!"

A suspicious pile of snow is in Ferryland Iceberg. It is a closed openable container. The augur key is inside A suspicious pile of snow.

gloves are wearable

After taking Augur key:
	if player is wearing gloves:
		continue the action;
	otherwise:
		say "the snow is too cold for your hands to pick up the Augur"


The ice cold water is east of the Ferryland Iceberg. " From above the Glacier, the east side of the Iceberg seems to contain a tunnel going to the lettuce"

The portal door 2 is north of Ferryland Iceberg. The portal door 2 is a locked door.

the Augur key unlocks the portal door 2

every turn:
if the location of the player is in The ice cold water
begin;
 say "the ice cold water penetrates deeper into your flesh and paralyzes you"; end the game in death; end if

The lair of the Hell pig is a room. The lair of the Hell pig is north of the portal 2 door."You enter Hell. There is Fire and Red everywhere, but the thing that stands out to you the most is the Gigantic hell pig guarding some of your bacon. The Pig slowly gets closer to you, you run past him and quickly grab the bacon. You see  an other way out but it is locked"

The portal door 3 is a locked door. The portal door three is unlocked by a orange key

portal door 3 is north of The lair of the hell pig.

The key chest is an openable container. It contains a yellow key, a brown key, a red key, and a orange key.

every turn:
if the player is carrying a brown key
begin; 
say "the key that you hold in your hand turned out to be a trap and exploded";end the game in death; end if

every turn:
if the player is carrying a Red key
begin; 
say "the key that you hold in your hand turned out to be a trap and exploded";end the game in death; end if

every turn:
if the player is carrying a yellow key
begin; 
say "the key that you hold in your hand turned out to be a trap and exploded";end the game in death; end if

The Sandwitch temple is north of the portal door 3
The Sandwitch temple is a room. "Listen i felt sorry for giving you such a hard time for making a good sandwich so i got all the other ingredients for you, says the Sandwitch but I put the holy chicken patty in such a dangerous place that even i could not retreive it. Get the fried chicken patty, and you shall receive the rewards. You seem in a trance-like state, shaken by what you have been through.Colors start to dance through your eyes."  


After going north from the sandwitch temple:
end the story saying "You are found dead with dirty socks on. They seemed to have caused hallucinations form the noxious gas and led you own to have this adventure. You win?"