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Test Game
by
Scott Budny
Played 1,517 times
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"Test game" by Skottiboy [OPENING SETUP] Use full-length room descriptions. The maximum score is 6. When play begins, say "YOU ARE THE BREASTMAN!" The RoodyPoo is a number that varies. The RoodyPoo is 0. The VaginaBomb is a number that varies. The VaginaBomb is 0. Deathing is an action applying to nothing. Understand "die" as deathing. Instead of deathing: award -100 points; say "Dumb move you idiot.[line break]Your score was: [score]"; end the game in death. Dancing is an action applying to nothing. Understand "dance" as dancing. Instead of dancing, say "Shake that ass, and it feels all right." [Locating players is an action out of world, applying to nothing. Understand "where" as locating players. Report locating players: repeat with X running through connected PCs begin; say "[X] is in [the location of X]."; end repeat.] [THE MANSION] The Mansion is a room. "Welcome to the Mansion. You see a CATALOG. Behind the CATALOG is a BEER. You see three doors labeled NORTH, SOUTH and SCOTT." The catalog is in The Mansion. The catalog is scenery. The description of the catalog is "Victoria's Secret, lots of ladies underwear and thongs." Instead of taking the catalog for the first time: say "You take the catalog and read it. It says:[paragraph break]BEWARE, READER OF THIS CATALOG,[line break]DANGERS AWAITS YOU IN THE -[paragraph break]The catalog bursts into flames and disappears!"; award 2 points; change the RoodyPoo to 1. Instead of taking the catalog: say "Did you forget already? The catalog is gone. Honestly."; award -1 points. The beer is in the mansion. The beer is scenery. The description of the beer is "That stuff looks like it'll get ya really drunk." Instead of taking the beer: say "You can't have the beer. I'm saving that beer for my date so I can get her really drunk. Hands off the beer."; award 1 point. Instead of taking the beer for the third time: award -1000 points; say "Okay, okay. You can have the beer. You take the beer and drink it. It tastes horrible and your stomach begins to hurt. You start throwing up blood and quickly die.[line break]Your score was: [score]"; end the game in death. [NORTH OF the mansion] A room called North of the mansion is north of the mansion. "You are now in wine cellar. You see a ROPE. The only obvious way out is SOUTH." The rope is in North of the mansion. The rope is scenery. The description of the rope is "It looks okay. You've seen better." Instead of taking the rope: award -1 points; say "You attempt to take the ROPE but just as you grab it 3 goblins appear. They wrap the rope around your neck and hang you from the ceiling.[line break]Your score was: [score]"; end the game in death. The dildos are in North of the mansion. The dildos are scenery. The description of the dildos is "Well, they're dildos. This much we know for sure." [SOUTH OF the mansion] A room called South of the mansion is south of the mansion. "You are very close to an undesirable demise." The COCKRING is in South of the mansion. "Nonetheless, you see a COCKRING. Obvious exits are NORTH." Instead of taking the COCKRING for the first time: say "You grab the COCKRING and discover it's made of gold so you immediately shove it up your arse. Which kinda hurts."; change the VaginaBomb to 1; move the COCKRING to the player; award 2 points. Instead of taking the COCKRING: say "You shove the COCKRING in your pocket. It kinda hurts."; move the COCKRING to the player. The description of the COCKRING is "Quit looking! Just get it already." [CUSTOM DIRECTIONS] Scotting is an action applying to nothing. Understand "scott", "go scott" and "walk scott" as scotting. Instead of scotting in the mansion: move the player to Scott of the mansion. Instead of scotting, say "You can't go that way." Notscotting is an action applying to nothing. Understand "not scott", "go not scott" and "walk not scott" as notscotting. Instead of notscotting in Scott of the mansion: move the player to the mansion. Instead of notscotting, say "You can't go that way." [SCOTT] Scott is a man. He is scenery. The description of Scott is "That jimberjam really makes the outfit." Scott is in a room called Scott of the mansion. The jimberjam is worn by Scott. The description of the jimberjam is "Man, that art a nice jimberjam." The description of Scott of the mansion is "Ye arrive at Scott. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT SCOTT." Talking to is an action applying to one thing. Understand "talk [something]" and "talk to [something]" as talking to. Check talking to: say "Who is that? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meet?" Instead of talking to Scott, say "You engage Scott in leisurely discussion. You learn that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about dildos." Instead of giving the COCKRING to Scott: say "A novel idea! You givst the COCKRING to Scott and he happily agrees to tell you what dildos are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from the mansion in order to search for new dungeons and to remain...[paragraph break]THY DUNGEONMAN!![line break]You hath won! Congraturation!![line break]Your score was: [score]"; end the game in victory. [EVERY TURN RULES] An every turn rule: if the RoodyPoo is 1, change the description of the mansion to "Ye find yeself in the mansion. Back yonder there is a beer. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and SCOTT." An every turn rule: if the RoodyPoo is 1, change the description of the catalog to "Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP.". An every turn rule: if the VaginaBomb is 1, change the description of South of the mansion to "Ye stand high above a canyon-like depression. Obvious exits are NORTH." An every turn rule: if the player has the COCKRING, change the description of the COCKRING to "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at thist point." An every turn rule: if the player does not have the COCKRING, change the description of the COCKRING to "Quit looking! Just get it already."
