Guardian of the Potato by Georgia Maher

Guardian of the Potato

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You are in a Ruined City Block.  South of the Ruined City Block is a Dormant Volcano. A map pointing north is in a Ruined City Block. 

An earthquake is in the Dormant Volcano. The earthquake is fixed in place. 

North of the Ruined City Block is a Ruined Mansion. 
The Ruined Mansion is a room. "You are in the Ruined Mansion. To the west you see a locked wooden door. To the east there are several collapsed beams that make it impossible to pass. To the north you see a shiny locked door."
The shiny door is a closed locked door. The hat unlocks the shiny door. The shiny door is north of the Ruined Mansion. 
Bedroom is north of the shiny door.
The wooden door is a closed locked door. The Stick unlocks the wooden door. 
The wooden door is west of the Ruined Mansion. 
There is a Stick in the Ruined Mansion. 
West Wing is west of the wooden door.

East of the Ruined City Block is the Ancient Graveyard. The description of the Ancient Graveyard is "You stand in an Ancient Graveyard. The voices of long dead spirits insist you run. You see a Sinister Throne. Sitting on the Sinister Throne is the Werewolf King." The Sinister Throne is fixed in place in the Ancient Graveyard. The Werewolf King is a closed locked door. The mirror unlocks the Werewolf King. The Werewolf King is east of the Ancient Graveyard. Chamber of Solitude is east of the Werewolf King.

The Chamber of Solitude is a room. "You feel momentary guilt after threatening the Werewolf King with the silver in the Mirror."
North of the Chamber of Solitude is the Hall of Flame. The Hall of Flame is a room. "You stand in a Hall of Flame. Fire singes Your feathers, and smoke stings your eyes. Flame Beasts call to you from the flames. The Gate of Bones stands at the end of the Hall, calling to you. You feel the need to move forward."

North of the Hall of Flame is the Gate of Bones. The Gate of Bones is a door. North of the Gate of Bones is the Cliff of Death. The description of the Cliff of Death is "The Cliff of Death stands above you. Hundreds of humans have died attempting to climb it. Dare you attempt to get to the top?"

North of the Cliff of Death is the Cursed Palace. The Cursed Palace is a room. "You stand in the Cursed Palace. A snake sits coiled across the room. The snake tells you that it is surprised You were able to climb the Cliff of Death. You explain that You are a parakeet and can fly. You notice a glowing potato next to the snake. The snake tells you that it is going to use the enchanted potato to take over the world. You tell the snake that You are going to stop it. The snake says it is going to kill you. If you fail to stop the snake, all is lost." There is an Enchanted Potato in the Cursed Palace. The Enchanted Potato is edible. After eating Enchanted Potato: say "You eat the Enchanted Potato. The snake screams and looks at You in horror. You feel power flood Your tiny parakeet veins. Are You glowing? You aren't sure. All You know is that You just saved the world."; award 50 points.

Every turn while in the Cursed Palace:
If score is 62
begin; say "You won!"; end the game in victory;
end if.

The West Wing is a room. "You feel momentary guilt after smashing down the wooden door with a Stick."
There is a stale pizza in the West Wing. "You see a stale pizza. The pizza has little bits of mold growing on it. Do you dare eat it?" The stale pizza is edible. After eating the stale pizza: say "You eat the stale pizza. This feels like a nice time to take a long nap."; end the game in death.
There is a hat in the West Wing. The hat is an object. "You see a hat. It is many years out of fashion, but it is the only hat you have ever seen small enough for a parakeet." The hat is wearable.
After wearing hat: say "You look great in the hat."; award 10 points.

The Bedroom is north of shiny door. The Bedroom is a room. "You feel momentary guilt after headbutting down the shiny door." The mouse is an animal in the Bedroom. There is a mirror in the bedroom. "You see a mirror. Gazing back at you from the mirror is a fine young parakeet with a yellow face, green body, and black stripes around their neck. You look great in your new hat."
The mirror is edible. After eating mirror: say "None are so empty as those that are full of themselves."; award 2 points.