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Based Life
by
Alexander Nichols
Played 2,912 times
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"By Alex Nichols" The entry hall is a room. "You are inside the entry hall. To the North is the door to the swag room. To the South is the door to the bathroom. To the East is the door to the kitchen. To the West is the door to the based room." The swag door is north of the entry hall. The swag room is north of the swag door. The swag room is a room. "You are inside the swag room. To the East is the dining room and to the West is the garage." The dining room door is east of the swag room. The dining room is east of the dining room door. The dining room is a room."You are inside the dining room, where you cray ass niggas eat doe. You see a suspicious black man masturbating in a chair. On the table, you see a plate of five tacos. To the West is the swag room and to the South is the kitchen." The plate of five tacos is in the dining room. The plate of five tacos is edible The description of the plate of five tacos is "Swag swag based god, nigga, dis be five mothafuckin' swag ass tacos doe". After eating the plate of five tacos: say "Weren't those some yummy ass tacos? Mmm, nigga, based god."; award 1 points The kitchen door is south of the dining room. The kitchen is south of the kitchen door. The kitchen is a room. "Dis iz where you be makin swag by teh gallon, nigguh. You bake swaggy ass shit, and make teh swaggy ass tacos. On the counter, is a box of ten tacos. To the North is the dining room, to the East is the entry hall, and to the South is the living room." The box of ten tacos is in the kitchen. The description of the box of ten tacos is "Damn, nigga! You be strikin gold n shit up in dis heezy swagga jank. Ten swag ass tacoz fo yo hungah needz! Swag swag, eat this shit swag.". The box of ten tacos is edible. After eating the box of ten tacos: say "swag swag, wasn't dat shit yummy as fuck, tyrone!?"; award 1 points The garage door is west of the swag room. The garage is west of the garage door. The bag of three tacos is in the swag room. The bag of three tacos is edible The description of the bag of three tacos is "There are three tacos in the bag, by yo bitchez." After eating the bag of three tacos: say "Based Summah, you just ate those tacos! Swaggy, eh?"; award 1 points The kitchen door is east of the entry hall. The kitchen is east of the kitchen door. The bathroom door is south of the entry hall. The bathroom is south of the bathroom door. The bathroom is a room. "Eww, all dis shit ratchet, except fo dat yummy lookin taco in teh toilet. To the North is the entry hall, to the East is the living room, and to the West is the tacoroom." The taco is in the bathroom The taco is edible The description of the taco is "A swag ass taco" After eating the taco: say "Based god yum yum"; award 1 points The living room door is east of the bathroom. The living room is east of the living room door. The tacoroom door is west of the bathroom. The tacoroom is west of the tacoroom door. The tacoroom is a room. "This is da swag ass epicentah fo all yo taco needz n shit, nigguhhhhhh! You see a bag of ninety nine mothafuckin' tacos! To the North is the based room, and to the East, is the bathroom." The bag of ninety nine tacos is in the tacoroom. The bag of ninety nine tacos is edible. The description of the bag of ninety nine tacos is "swag swag kill a bitch, dis be da swaggest ass bag of tacoz in all of teh based manor nigguh!" After eating the bag of ninety nine tacos: say "how the fuck are you still alive?"; award 1 points The based door is north of the tacoroom. The based room is north of the based door. The living room is a room. "This is where you be goin fo quickiez n shit nigguh. Oddly, on the couch, there are two tacos, and a weed brownie. To the North is the kitchen, and to the West is the bathroom." The weed brownie is in the living room. The silver taco is in the living room. The weed brownie is edible. The silver taco is edible. The description of the weed brownie is "dis shit be makin you swag out yo ass." The description of the silver taco is "it's a fuckin taco, nigga!" After eating the weed brownie: say "swag swag, eatin dat dank"; award 1 points After eating the silver taco: say "swag swagga so fresh you be based, eatin tacos, nigguh."; award 1 points The kitchen door is north of the living room The kitchen is north of the living room The based door is west of the entry hall. The based room is west of the based door. The based room is a room. "Dis is teh heart of all swag. Hurr, you can fuck infinite bitchez. Swag swag, on yo bitch. There is a carton of ten tacos on the gold statue of summah. To the North is the garage, to the South, is the taco room, and to the East, is the entry hall." The carton of ten tacos is in the based room. The carton of ten tacos is edible. The description of the carton of ten tacos is "Nigguh, dis be a swaggy lookin carton of tacos doe. Swag swag, on yo bitch. #based." After eating the carton of ten tacos: say "swag swag taco swag"; award 1 points The garage door is north of the based room. The garage is north of the garage door. The garage is a room. "Dis be where you keep yo fresh ass swag to the maximum, car, doe. In dat pimp ass ferrari, you pick up all teh bitchez. On the car, is the golden taco. To the South is the based room, and to the East is the swag room." The gold taco is in the garage. The gold taco is edible. The description of the gold taco is "Swag swag gold tacos on yo bitch" After eating the gold taco: say "You ate swag"; award 1 points The ferrari is in the garage. The description of the ferrari is "Swag pimpin bitchez. Crips fo life." the table is in the entry hall. "There is a table, with yo glock on toppa it doe." On the table is a glock. The description of the table is "yo swaggy ass table." The description of the glock is "cold, swaggy justice, mah nigga." After taking the glock: say "Yo, now you be packin" Every turn: if score is 9 begin; say "Congratz, playa, you've beaten all teh swag, and got some swag ass tacos. (Made for Summer M. <3"; end the game in victory; end if.